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𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 | | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 [𝐄.𝐌] by sxnityx

𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐲 - 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 '𝟖𝟓, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫. 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 by fictional_world_SD

𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤... 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 (𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝) 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡i𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 "𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙩" But it was just a facade the deal is not about the contract marriage anymore as the past overshadows their relationship the past scars reopen bringing doom, what will happen

Random things i write and think of when im bored and funny ideas...

ʏᴜᴡᴀɴᴀ ᴛᴇʀᴇɴ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ. Sʜᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs ᴏɴᴇs.sʜᴇ ʀᴀɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴅʀᴀsᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ.ʜᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sʜᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄǫᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʜᴀsᴇ? ☾︎𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱☽︎

"Tell me, Mia... does your boyfriend, or should I say your ex-boyfriend, know that I was the first person to fucks you?" One night of weakness. One night of forgetting the man who broke her heart. She never thought she'd see him again. Until he bought her company, slid a diamond on her finger, and promised her forever. She thought it was fate. What she didn't know was revenge. Because the man she was about to marry wasn't just her lover... he was her ex's elder brother. Standalone

Connection of Souls by Aurora_crystal0410

𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒈𝒆. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒏. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒂𝒓 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕.𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎? 𝑳𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒆... 𝓣𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓼~ ༺𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴, 𝓔𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮༻ ༺𝓗𝓮 𝓟𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓗𝓮𝓻༻ ༺𝓐𝓰𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝓹༻ ༺𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓰𝓮༻ ༺𝓗𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓢𝓾𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 ༻ ༺𝓗𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼༻ ༺𝓐 𝓣𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓑𝓓𝓢𝓜༻ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ɢɪʀʟs ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs~ ☞ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ғᴜʟғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs(ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅs/ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅs) ☞ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀʏ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ💀💀

trigger warning. dont expect you to read this, words are simply that. just words. but if you do i hope you enjoy 👍 and if you relate to any of these, im so sorry. (all of these are original and written by me unless its said otherwise) might also include random rambles and/or thoughts or maybe even quotes (sorry again abt this)

well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D

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𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐲 - 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 '𝟖𝟓, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫. 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?

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