sum kyman shit (kill me please)
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this is NOT a serious story (yet), i am simply goofing. being silly even. honestly i LOVE cartman and wanted to make a silly lil funny story where everyone is whores, not just kenny, and cartman isnt outwardly insane all the time. Keep in mind, everyone in this story is either 17, 18 or 19 and they have all just ended high school, meaning THEY ARE ADULTS AND CAN CONCENT, so dont come after me🙄
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