In which I defenestrate canon Do you need a palate cleanser after reading one of my angsty fanfics? Do you want a story that is pure undiluted fluff? Do you wish I would have more comfort in Why is Everything So Loud instead of hurting Percy over and over? If you answered yes: This story will be for you Percy didn't know what would happen when she got drunk with the Stolls in the immediate aftermath of the Titan War, but turns out a simple Iris Message can have far reaching consequences.