Can We Pretend
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  • Reads 444
  • Votes 11
  • Parts 1
  • Time 8m
heademptyjust
Complete, First published Jan 23, 2024
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Just how long can you keep up this game before you have to let down your walls?

Or 

Tav loves a good sexual innuendo but is all bark and no bite, what happens when Astarion tries to bite? 

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