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"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle

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Parts 16
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[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense.

"I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously.
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Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion.

Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before.

And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible.

However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"All Rights Reserved

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Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny have been waiting for high school their entire lives, expecting to be the best experience of their lives. Unfortunately, it doesn't go that way at all. Stan's still dealing with his parents divorcing and being the only child thrown in the middle of it since Shelly's in colleges, as well as dealing with his struggling and declining mental health. Kyle is doing whatever he can to boost his reputation and popularity, studying hard and participating in everything, so his future college choices will approve of him. Eric is dealing with his mom's new boyfriend, Butters moving in with him after being kicked out, finding and discovering his sexuality, and struggling with his body image. Kenny is trying hard to take care of his younger sister, Karen, since his parents aren't doing much and expecting him to watch and care for her while they're gone.