Hello people of earth,
You were probably expecting this to be a cookbook ... you were right ... it is. If you weren't ... um ... can you read? Or do you just take everything as a metaphor?
My cohorts and I have decided to bestow ("bestow" is so grown up) our gifts upon the nations.
Here is a collection of our finest, tried-and-true recipes, easy enough to be made by someone who has absolutely no clue what they're doing ... obviously, since we were successful.
So, try a few out, tell us how it went (even if it was a complete failure ... don't worry everyone flops from time to time). We love to here from you.
"Make Food, Inspect Food, Eat Food, Repeat."
Sincerely,
~Clueless Generation
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.