TwentyFiveHargreeves meets DirtyFiveHargreevea
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OneUPSmanship on a scale never before Seen Since the Umbrella Academy meets The Sparrow Academy in rounds 1-5. Luther will get GET OFF of SPENCER or at least Have the decency AS OUR #1 to LET HER get off ON You! (... Alicyn says if he's not cramming in his piehole then he's stump pumping his manhood in some celestial virgin slut from a club***0R Spencer is flying him around naked gorilla fucking the shit out of his BIGNESS tumescent flagpole) ***can we say jealous much #3***
Anyhoo, according To Dear Old DAD Reggie, the Sparrows have the ACE in the proverbial .... dare I say it ... yes HOLE! it's BEN now as #1 because Marcus the REAL #1 had to go and be touchy Feely with AN ORB in the Basement at the Sparrow (Umbrella) Academy. oh and yeah why the hell is mom singing to it in tongues (foreign languages unknown to us?) A Glowing Fucking ORB in OUR basement and NO One, I Mean no ONE makes the Psychic or Mental Connection to "The Grandfather Paradox" listed by 'THE COMMISSION ' on page 289 of the Handbook for Training on ***THETIMELINE***? WTF
Five and Diegos Baby Mama have finally Humpstarted the Suitcase that(where did we find that one?) and Spacial Humped Humped jumped to a dimension where it was like the BlastedHeath that Five grew up in after the little asshat said "Acorn Reggie Fucking Acorn" because as you have surmised dear Reader that Reginald Hargreaves is never(rarely) wrong...unless the Sparrows are Heavily Medicating him and taking the Joint over! You see the Umbrellas are in The Obsidian Hotel with Diegos little Bastard and then Harlan with a Walkman on his big head looking like an early release from the Psycho Bin. GOD what an ass ripping cluster fuck and no pomolive to grease the chute. What's next strangling kittens?***fuckme***
1) do not touch the ORB.
2) do not listen to OLD#5 tell young#5 anything
3) Please stop fucking Spencer
4)please do ONE more dance number before all the Sparrows are Dead(Christopher does not dance he's the disco ball) 25Hh7d
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136 Times till the end. (Five Hargreeves x OC)
"What?" A small smirk forms on my face. Her laugh is infectious. I catch a small part of me grunt out a bit of laughter. She was so pretty when she laughed, it was like the world stopped when she was happy. Almost like she had an energy that couldn't be contained by anyone or anything. "We were married." I start to laugh hysterically , she does the same. "There have been moments genuinely wanted to kill you in the past couple of days. How could this be?" A smirk stays plastered on her face. *Madeline Hargreeves (Number Five) has been stuck in a time loop for over a decade. She can read minds, see the future and jump to it. That is until the Umbrella Academy lands in one of her time lines breaking her free. Five a well known assassin/time traveler and her must fight against the odds to keep what they have alive. * I don't own any of these characters except for Madeline Hargreeves. All umbrella academy characters belong to their rightful owners.
The joker card - Five Hargreeves (TUA)
"Don't fantasize child, you are number 8 for one sole purpose, you will always remain number 8, end of story" sir Reginald Hargreeves is a man that always learns from his mistakes, that's why he decided to adopt a completely new set of kids for the Sparrow Academy, 7 new kids and one precaution. You. Because he did not forget those words in 1963: "One of us is dead." inputs: - the story starts from the 3rd season - the original plot is followed almost in a religious way - slow burn - updates almost every day - i'm open to any critic as far as it's done respectfully - long story - no smut only fluff [started] August 2nd 2022 [ended] August 16th 2022 Attention: The characters of umbrella academy do not belong to me just like the plot of the series, on the other hand this story has parts created by me and a OC character that technically is you. Please enjoy. Highest placings: #1 in klaushargreeves (19th August 2022) #6 in fivehargreeves (8th of August 2022) #4 in benhargreeves (19th of August 2022) #1 in season3 (19th August 2022) #1 alphonsohargreeves (10th august 2022) #1 christopherhargreeves (10th august 2022) #2 sloanehargreeves (19th august 2022) #1 umbrella (11th november 2022)Kumpleto
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IMPORTANT NOTE: READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE READING THIS. You, your siblings, and boyfriend have gone through hell and back to save each other. One apocalypse in 2019, you all saved yourselves by time traveling, but you end up in the 1960's with a doomsday caused by a nuclear war. You again time traveled, but now are in a different timeline, with a new end of the world. After stopping the apocalypse, you, Five and the others of The Umbrella Academy managed to return home to the present, convinced they have prevented the initial apocalypse and fixed this godforsaken and terrible timeline once and for all. You and Five hopes that now the two of you can start your new life together. But when you return to the Academy, you all realize that things aren't exactly, when you left it. Your father is alive and you and your siblings have being replaced by a new group of superheroes name The Sparrow Academy and not only that but also your brother Ben is a member of the Sparrow, but he is not that Ben they used to know. The Sparrows directly encounters the same with the Umbrella gang in a violent confrontation. An unknown thing arrives and began to ravages the universe making animals and people to disappear without a trace and soon the whole universe is in danger. Now they need to convince The Sparrow to help them save the universe but that's easier said than done. You, Five and the rest of The Academy will be facing challenges to prove that nothing can stop a super dysfunctional family. ~Will you and Five finally have a chance to start a new life together or will things get in the way? ~Will you and your family be able to save the universe or will this new world reveal more than just a small timeline problem? Read to find out Five Hargreeves x fem!oc Five Hargreeves x Reader (Book 2) WARNING SPOILERS for the Netflix Tv serie The Umbrella AcademyKumpleto
Especially For You (FIVE HARGREEVES X READER)
"𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬...𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪." "...𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮?" On the twelfth hour of October 1st 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was quite unusual because none of these women had been pregnant when the day began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire and adventurer made it his mission to locate these young children and adopt them as soon as possible. He got eight of them. The children he raised were no ordinary humans for they had special abilities far from the ordinary and were turned into kid superhero's, a group named The Umbrella Academy, forced to protect the world from treachery and destruction. Though behind their masks the academy was crumbling after one of their siblings disappear, one falls sick after a dangerous mission and another sadly passes away it became clear that it was time to go their separate ways. 17 years later the academy reunites to attend their Fathers unexpected funeral. And with the shocking truth of an apocalypse looming, could the superhero siblings stand together to change their fate or will they perish just like their timeline intended? SEASON 1 - COMPLETED SEASON 2- COMPLETED SEASON 3- COMPLETED SEASON 4- COMPLETED ----------------------------- I do not own The Umbrella Academy, any of the characters or the canon storyline. All the credits go to rightful owners. This fanfiction is made only out of love for the show and entertainment purposes only and I am not earning any money from this fan fiction! Started - 5/1/2025 ENDED - 25/5/2026Kumpleto![Flame Zero [The Umbrella Academy]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/347190406-256-k79449.jpg)
Flame Zero [The Umbrella Academy]
A mistake. An anomaly. A human experiment. She gave results far different from the others. They couldn't figure it out, though. They tried making more of her, creating them the same way she was. But each attempt failed. They couldn't replict her. So they named her Zero. Because she's wasn't supposed to be. But she's what they're after. But after 10 years of tests and trials, Zero was resuced, by none other than The Umbrella Academy. Or rather. What was left of it. How will the rest of The Umbrella Academy react to this unknown girl they meet for their father funeral? How will Five react after finally getting to meet the girl that broke his heart? And why did Zero and Five get so close? It's only been a few days!! ------------------- This book with contain seasons 1-4. I don't like making people wait for updates, as you could be waiting for months (Happened to me), so I will only release the full season once I've finished writing it. If you notice any spelling mistakes, please mention them. I am dyslexic. Season 1~ Started: 23rd July 2023 Finished: 21st July 2024 Season 2~ Started: TBA Finished: TBA Season 3~ Started: TBA Finished: TBA Season 4~ Started: TBA Finished: TBAKumpleto
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"So she's playing real life problems. It's not like we've never done that." "Not at eight years old!" "Oh, shit, Veronica killed Antonio." ~~~ The Umbrella Academy just wanted to rest, not wanting to come across the Sparrows. The strangest part was that they had eight kids, instead of seven. There was something strange about Diana, she wasn't like the rest of them. She wasn't born on the same day as everyone else. She wasn't even born the same year. She wasn't even the same age. So who the hell is this girl? And what's her connection to Number Five?Kumpleto
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"Meeting you was a choice, becoming your friend and gain your trust was my mission, but falling in love with you, was beyond my control" You were supposed to kill him, but you end up falling for him instead. Every mission you have taken, you could complete but somehow he was the only mission you couldn't complete. Why was that? In which The Handler's niece, you, Y/n Smith who is the best female assassin, is sent out on a special mission to stop your old 'friend' and coworker Five Hargreeves in saving the world. But the more time you spend with him, the more you start caring for him and old feelings are waking up for the both of you. So now is up to you to make a choice, risking your own life by going against your aunt's order or fight through those feelings, ignore them and complete your mission, stopping Five Hargreeves. You have to make a sacrifice involving the ones you love and decide what or rather who is most important to you. *Will you still work for The Commission, for your aunt? *Will you team up with Five and help him save the world? Or will things get worse for you at the end? *Will you listen to those feeling or ignore them and complete your mission? *How will Five react when he find out the truth about you? *Can Five really save you? Five Hargreeves x femreader! Five Hargreeves x Y/n Smith The umbrella academy fanfic Season 1 to season 2 WARNING: CONTAINS BLOOD, VIOLENCE AND STRONG LANGUAGE!!!!!! WARNING SPOILERS for the Netflix Tv serie: The Umbrella Academy.Kumpleto
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Book 3 of Klaus x reader When the Hargreeves + Chestnut + L/n finally made their way back to 2019 everything seemed fine ! Until a group called the Sparrow Academy lives in their home and Ben just happens to be in said group and is a total dickhead! But when they came back from 1963 they brought something with them , the end of the world ! Again! For the third time ! Meanwhile while the world is ending , Klaus and Y/n work together figure out their feelings / their relationship with each other along with trying to figure out their powers . Sorry that this description is boring as fuck this is literally the first thing that came to mind. Total words in whole story: 77,476Kumpleto
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘 - 𝐹. 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠
𝐹. 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠 M͟a͟t͟u͟r͟e͟ c͟o͟n͟t͟e͟n͟t͟ i͟n͟c͟l͟u͟d͟e͟d͟!̲ - "𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮." (𝐘/𝐍) 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬." 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭. "𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤." 𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝. "𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭." 𝐇𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝. (𝐘/𝐍) 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝. "𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫, 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩." 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝. - Five and (Y/N) were always close. They spent the apocalypse together, thought of each others as friends-best friends-slightly more than that. But when they arrived to the Commission, everything changed. (Y/N) wasn't herself anymore. She randomly left on a solo mission which confused Five. The two would always be assigned missions together. When she returned, she grown hatred for the boy she once felt love for. They became adversaries. Five didn't understand why she hated him, until now. - Season 1-4:✅Kumpleto
"What?" A small smirk forms on my face. Her laugh is infectious. I catch a small part of me grunt out a bit of laughter. She was so pretty when she laughed, it was like the world stopped when she was happy. Almost like she had an energy that couldn't be contained by anyone or anything. "We were married." I start to laugh hysterically , she does the same. "There have been moments genuinely wanted to kill you in the past couple of days. How could this be?" A smirk stays plastered on her face. *Madeline Hargreeves (Number Five) has been stuck in a time loop for over a decade. She can read minds, see the future and jump to it. That is until the Umbrella Academy lands in one of her time lines breaking her free. Five a well known assassin/time traveler and her must fight against the odds to keep what they have alive. * I don't own any of these characters except for Madeline Hargreeves. All umbrella academy characters belong to their rightful owners.
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