TwentyFiveHargreeves meets DirtyFiveHargreevea

OneUPSmanship on a scale never before Seen Since the Umbrella Academy meets The Sparrow Academy in rounds 1-5. Luther will get GET OFF of SPENCER or at least Have the decency AS OUR #1 to LET HER get off ON You! (... Alicyn says if he's not cramming in his piehole then he's stump pumping his manhood in some celestial virgin slut from a club***0R Spencer is flying him around naked gorilla fucking the shit out of his BIGNESS tumescent flagpole) ***can we say jealous much #3***

Anyhoo, according To Dear Old DAD Reggie, the Sparrows have the ACE in the proverbial .... dare I say it ... yes HOLE! it's BEN now as #1 because Marcus the REAL #1 had to go and be touchy Feely with AN ORB in the Basement at the Sparrow (Umbrella) Academy. oh and yeah why the hell is mom singing to it in tongues (foreign languages unknown to us?) A Glowing Fucking ORB in OUR basement and NO One, I Mean no ONE makes the Psychic or Mental Connection to "The Grandfather Paradox" listed by 'THE COMMISSION ' on page 289 of the Handbook for Training on ***THETIMELINE***? WTF
Five and Diegos Baby Mama have finally Humpstarted the Suitcase that(where did we find that one?) and Spacial Humped Humped jumped to a dimension where it was like the BlastedHeath that Five grew up in after the little asshat said "Acorn Reggie Fucking Acorn" because as you have surmised dear Reader that Reginald Hargreaves is never(rarely) wrong...unless the Sparrows are Heavily Medicating him and taking the Joint over! You see the Umbrellas are in The Obsidian Hotel with Diegos little Bastard and then Harlan with a Walkman on his big head looking like an early release from the Psycho Bin. GOD what an ass ripping cluster fuck and no pomolive to grease the chute. What's next strangling kittens?***fuckme***
1) do not touch the ORB.
2) do not listen to OLD#5 tell young#5 anything
3) Please stop fucking Spencer
4)please do ONE more dance number before all the Sparrows are Dead(Christopher does not dance he's the disco ball) 25Hh7d