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Awesome Comebacks and Insults!

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For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. 
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WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.All Rights Reserved

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အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား cover

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Beneath the Throne

In a single night, Leonard's world is shattered completely as his family is captured and executed under false charges of treason. Narrowly escaping with the help of a mysterious ally, he vows to seek revenge on the king at all costs. His quest, however, becomes even more complicated when he finds himself entangled with Elizabeth, a woman whose resilience and compassion start to challenge his hardened resolve, opening up the possibility of a future beyond retribution for him. Amidst crushing betrayal and countless secrets, will Leonard's pursuit of revenge be satisfied, or will his newfound love steer him away from his destructive path?