One Or Two Things I Learned This Summer (Major Editing)

So this what I've learned over this summer:

1. Dad sent me to my mother's hometown so he could has the whole house to himself and his so called girlfriend
2. My childhood crush slash enemy has turned into a really hot guy. Like really, really hot guy with this tanned skin and eight pack
3. How to use a coffee machine
4. I also learned that my childhood crush slash enemy has turned more obnoxious as the year passed by
5. My childhood crush slash enemy likes to watch Barbie and The Mermaid Tale
6. How to climb a tree
7. Horses actually have sex
8. How my cousin is actually not so different from the horses I mentioned above
9. How my childhood crush slash enemy seemed to be rather enjoy watching my summer date went from alright to hellish
10. How I actually enjoy this summer

When California's dad sent her all the way from New York to the super small town, Apple Creek, Callie couldn't be more happy (sense the sarcasm). She has been looking forward of spending summer at the beach with her friends, but all she got this summer was a small farm town which smelled a lot like horse's feces.
Little did she knows that a certain someone with a pair of blazing blue eyes would make her summer unforgettable.