stand by me

You know when sometimes life gives you potatoes instead of lemons and you're like-
'what the F do I do now??'
Yup it's one of those days.
"Shiiiyaaaa how did my fate turn out this waaayyyy???"
To understand this we might need to turn back time and see how I, Fourth Nattawat Jirochtikul, dug my own grave.