The secret of Immortality

'In the present juncture within this room envision encountering a sage well-versed in the whole secret of the universe. What would you ask to such a luminary?' - inquired the host of the assembly.
'I would ask what should be done to avoid death?' - said the young man.
Everyone was thinking that if you do unforgettable toil you will never be forgotten and live forever. However the young man was not satisfied with their answer. Because he wanted to know the secret of living forever without dying at all.
At the moment I spoke:
'One should not be burn in order not to die.' - I said.
Laughter steeped in mockery, echoed from all around, directed at me.

(This summary narrative was written two years ago in Kyrgyz language with only 55 words. "The secret of Immortality by Nurkyz Abdizhalil kyzy)