A Final Season of Rick and Morty
A Final Season of Rick and Morty, step right up folks! Get stepped up! G-get-get your mind blown with Evil Morty, Interdimensional Cable, Szechuan sauce, new portal gun uses, Butter Passing Robot, manipulative spy lady, rare Ricks, answers ---- to all the shit, big character arcs 'n' shit, funny shit, sad shit, dark shit ---- oh boy is it ---- some more funny shit ---- shit, I already said that kinda ---- you get the idea! Get all your ---- your shit, it's all together, and it's all up in here folks! We're all going to die!
But wait, there's quotes:
Rick 86: "My name's GTF-1300579218686."
Morty: "Gosh, I wonder who's Rick A-1?"
Rick 86: "Probably committed suicide, or died as a kid-that's how most of us go. Correctional facilities didn't have low-voltage fences back then. But ---- I mean, there is one of us named A-1, but we just call him that because he's from a saucy dimension."
Summer: "Don't pause the movie Mom, I'm just going to the bathroom."
Rick: "There's no bathroom. Just see the animator's floor plan."
Rick: "Tell them to squirt the ketchup into a smiley face or I'll give them a bad review."
Morty: "W-Why? It'll smear ---- you won't be able to tell."
Rick: "Yeah but it will keep them on their toes so they won't mix up my order with some idiot's life-hating bean burger again."
Beth: "Or they'll just spit in your food."
Rick: "They pretty much always spit in my food, Beth, cuz there's no way I'm smiling or staying sober for piss-ass high schoolers when you can't even taste spit."
