splatoon x reader (yeah i know its such a creative title)

war... its what led humanity to its downfall!!! OH THE HUMANITY! with only a couple humans surviving the mass extinction! and one of those humans being none other than y/n HIMSELF, and after many MANY years of being cyrogenically frozen he finally awoke and is in for some wAcKy hijinks with the new species on earth.

(i dont' own any fanart that's used in this fan fic or splatoon itself.)