„Hey Good Lookin'" - shitpost
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Last published Sun, Jan 28, 2024
01/2026 idk i won't change a single shit, i have this thing up my ass
Oh my God I think I need to read it again and change some things, but I really don't have any strength or desire to do so
Hello
Sort of, this fandom is so a little ((extremely)) dead, so I myself have to get behind it, well
Here you will find pieces of various things from my notebook, related to the movie of the same name (anyone else remember this meme?). For example: one shots, talkies, out of context excerpts. That is, if I feel like posting anything. Knowing life, the number of views will not break 5 (I'll probably get them myself), because of how much interest in HGL. Therefore, I won't be in a hurry to update ;)
Either way, enjoy. Cool if you found it after a search. This is probably one of the two current HGL "books" you will ever see.
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