DISCONTINUED. I am not getting into religion, just because Adam is in this show and he's the first man, doesn't mean I'm putting religious things- Warning(s): Spoilers, inappropriate language, sexual themes, cuss words (this is Hazbin Hotel after all...), inappropiate themes (mastur... Y'know what..), horny demons and a horny angel... (Etc, probably) "Call me dickmaster." "Charlie's not calling you that, Adam." "Why so serious, princess? You were always so..." He pauses, remembering her beautiful smile in the past when he made her laugh, "...Happy with me." "Maybe because you didn't give a shit when I got expulsed from heaven?" "Oh, yeah, maybe it's that." _______ the sudden urge to put a thousand romantic vibes parts in a song, right here: "-𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙄 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬... 𝘿𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪... 𝙐𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚..." ___ "𝗕𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗜 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝘆𝗼𝘂... 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪..." ___ "𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁... 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀..." Updates are slow, but I still hope you enjoy! (31/01/2024) This book is made after 'Welcome To Heaven', because there are no episodes currently after that. So this will kind of start at the pilot, then the episodes, and after 'Welcome To Heaven' it will be my own story. (02/02/2024) This is an AU where Adam doesn't die (I'M STILL NOT OVER HIS DEATH HE WAS MY FAV CHARACTER UGHH 😭😭)
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