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Instant Climax: Conquering Reality With My System

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A dirty hobo old man was in an alley regretting his life choices and then decided to go for a piss at a nearby river when he was suddenly hit by a truck and  reincarnated into another world, that however was just the beginning as the world he ended up in was one of the only men, where women didn't exist, so his fantasies of a harem of beauties were quickly dispelled for a world of femboys and burly men hitting on him. 

Managing to survive through trials and tribulations in this other world, he got the favor to make a deal with the Gods and got to use the ability of regression to go back in time and fix his mistakes at the cost of all his abilities and power, leaving only vague memories of the otherworld.

The regression took him back all the way to the first day of his last year of high school, where everything started to change for him. Unfortunately, there was a mistake made... he looked like his hobo old self despite being 18 years old again.

That caused him to be too weak, and as an orphan, he had nobody to fall on... so with that problem, he became a victim of bullying, but after all, he had been through, he refused to surrender without a fight, which led to him being dumped at the ocean to die... however he did not die... for some weird reason, he did not die, only losing consciousness then hearing a voice.

[Human, You have been selected among many many candidates as the next Lust Ruler, a vicious and dangerous being in search of conquering all of reality with a harem of beauties at their side. Will you take this position? Knowing that you will not be able to love only one woman or stop your quest for power even if you feel satisfied? A position that will drive you to be Amoral, doing whatever is necessary? If you do not only will you survive today but you will have the chance to be powerful beyond comprehension!]

[[Yes] Or [No]]

"I will not die without a fight!" He pressed [Yes] without so much as a second thought.All Rights Reserved

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SYSTEM:TWISTED LOVE INTEREST CANNON FODDER. by pushisinung

"You are too overpowered. Your existence poses a great threat to my son and daughter of fate. I had no other choice but to kill you." This was the voice of God he heard when he was about to enter the door of death. "A tragic oped character, sigh, its a very popular trend right now. The normal cliche of losing all your loved ones, an illegitimate son of a noble household, possessing overwhelming magic, good looks and what not. But as I kept writing I realised I made you way too oped, to the point your existence became a threat to the plot." The voice of god spoke to him again. "...Are you the one who killed my family?" He asked back with a blank expression. "Yes." Spoke the voice again. This simple one sentence angered him to the point he fought harder against his predestined death. He was enraged. The death of his family was orchestrated by this damn god, his life made miserable and painful, so he had to rise again, back on his two feets so he could destroy the god's world. And so he did. He rose again, defeating his death. Then he had his revenge by almost destroying the world. Almost!!! Before he could lead to the death of the Male and the female lead a thing called system was bounded to his soul. He was forced to leave his world and enter many different worlds. "Well, Unfreeze the OOC!" He demanded with a malicious grin on his face. He had to have his revenge. But most important of all, he had to be the one incharge of his characters. "......." The system shivered at his words, its invisible eyes bulging out. Unbeknownst to him, a GOD had embarked on a journey to a portal of unknown origin right at the time when he was entering a new world. "Oh fuck!" He cursed as he realised a dangerous point. "This is not the protagonist! Who is he?" Novel cover: Drawn by me aka @pushisinung.

To Survive A Harem System - Lucas Owens' Edition by SoulDipper

A fan parody of My Daily Life With A Monster Harem by UnknownFate25. Lucas Owens is a curious case. He certainly looked average: He goes to school, has a nice family, a few good friends. Although he was a bit less social than most, he was mostly normal. Except for his tendency to imitate a few characters from media and games he likes... He's just the average guy you would barely notice in a classroom other than when he is near his group. It all changed when he wakes up to the [Harem System]. He is thrown head first into a new world: The world of the Supernatural. It surely didn't help that this system strongly favored Monster Girls! How is Lucas supposed to survive with many monster girls after him!? Can he even handle the new attention brought on by this [System]? This journey will be littered with many trials to overcome. Paths intertwined, the red threads have been connected... The Wheel of Fate is Turning! Heaven or Hell? Let us begin! This parody is primarily concentrated in approaching the combat and adding a lot of references to what I, SoulDipper, have an interest to. Including, but not limited to, fighting games (Guilty Gear and BlazBlue in particular) and whatever I can get my gremlin hands on post-production of this parody. This story is set in an alternative "timeline" with slight changes here and there but having same ideas and locations. Furthermore, romance is not going to be the main focus in this parody. If anything, this might be considered as an anti-romance in my very "capable" hands.

Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on! by illimin

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

I AM THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE PROTAGONIST'S BODY. by pushisinung

I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS THE SECOND MALE LEAD. BUT TURNS OUT I WAS EVEN LESS THAN THAT. WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD DIED, I MET THE DEVIL. EXCEPT THAT WE HAVE MET ONCE BEFORE. THE DEATH THAT LED ME HERE, WAS THE SECOND TIME I HAD DIED. "YOU HAVE FULFILLED THE TERMS OF THE CONTRACT." THE DEVIL SAID. "YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE TO SUCCEED. IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT YOU LOST YOUR MEMORY AND YOUR WILL FOR REVENGE SANK DEEP INTO YOUR LOSS." IT WAS HARD TO ACCEPT. AS AN AGENT FILLING THE ROLE OF THE SECOND MALE LEAD, I THOUGHT I WAS BORN AS ONE. BUT EVERY IDENTITY I HAD EVER HOLD WAS A HOAX. BECAUSE THE REAL ME WAS SOMEONE PATHETIC WITH THE WILL OF GOD AGAINST MY SIDE. LIKE EVERY STORY IN A ONCE UPON A TIME..... A MISTREATED CHARACTER WHO WAS ABUSED WAKES UP ONE DAY; WITH THEIR DEMEANOR COMPLETELY CHANGED; AS IF POSSESSED. WITH THE BLESSING OF A SECOND CHANCE TO LIFE, THE MISTREATED CHARACTER SHINES BRIGHTER AGAINST THE DARK, THE CONTRAST OF HIS PAST SELF AND HIS CURRENT SELF ESTABLISHING THE FOUNDATION OF THE TITLE "PROTAGONIST." HE FACE SLAPS HIS FEAR WITH COURAGE. CHANGES HIS IMAGE FOR THE BETTER. WITH EYES RIPPLING LIKE CLEAR WATER HE CHARMS EVERYONE UNDER HIS SPELL. MEN FALL FOR HIM. WOMEN FAWN OVER HIM. AMONG THOSE MEN WHO ARE OF HIGH VALUE BECOME THE MALE LOVE INTERESTS. THOSE WHO ABUSED HIM FELL FOR HIM. THE MAN WHO RAPED HIM FALLS FOR HIM. THE TYRANT EMPEROR OF ANOTHER KINGDOM BECOMES INFATUATED WITH HIM. EVEN THE FAMILY THAT SOLD HIM AWAY WANTS HIM BACK. ALL THESE CHANGES HAPPEN AFTER THE SOUL IS CHANGED. THEN WHAT ABOUT THE ONE WHO HAD DISAPPEARED? WHAT ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SOUL OF THE BODY THAT THE PROTAGONIST HAS TRANSMIGRATED TO? I WAS EXACTLY THAT ORIGINAL SOUL:THE REAL OWNER OF THE PROTAGONIST'S BODY. ZEKE, IS, BACK! FOR REVENGE. THIS WORLD WILL BURN DOWN WITH MY REVENGE. I REMEMBER NOW! I HAD SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL. FOR REVENGE. AND NOW, MY REVENGE STARTS. I WILL MAKE THIS WORLD MY HELL.

Rewind To Rebuild by nesimous

"24 hours. My life restarts at every 24 hours, this is almost like Re: Zero. But, it would be fine if I'm the main character-instead, I am a goddamn throwaway guy!!" A high school student, is transported into Grimspire, his favorite dark fantasy novel-a world of brutal violence, monsters, and despair. But he's not the protagonist. Instead, he's a minor, expendable side character, a nobody destined to die. Worse, he discovers he has a curse: every time he dies, the previous 24 hours reset. While it sounds like a blessing, Mercer quickly realizes that dying over and over again comes with pain and trauma that only he remembers. To escape this loop, Mercer decides his only hope lies in helping Arlin, the novel's true hero, reach the end of the story. Mercer, knowing the plot inside and out, tries to guide Arlin's path from the shadows. Using his resets to manipulate key events, Mercer aims to keep Arlin alive-believing that if Arlin reaches the conclusion, he might escape this hellish loop. But as he navigates the deadly world, Mercer realizes the story is changing. Events deviate from what he remembers, and Arlin is far from the perfect hero-becoming hardened, desperate, and willing to sacrifice anyone for victory. Mercer's struggle grows more desperate as the novel seems to fight back, altering its course to trap him. Each reset pushes Mercer closer to madness, as he faces moral dilemmas and escalating danger. Will he survive long enough to escape this cycle, or is he destined to die endlessly in a world that never wanted him in the first place? A/N: ya'll, i do this for fun, this story is mid at best. one of brainrot regressing story. read it if u wnt i guess?

System, are you messing with me? by CountOfDarkness

A shameless and sometimes even sadistic beauty. That's how the people would describe Shu Ning. He was very popular with men and woman equally but of course there were also those who were jealous of the attention he received. That's how he found himself being pushed over the railing of a bridge by some women he didn't even know, being accused of purposely seducing their boyfriends. But it really wasn't Shu Nings fault at all that he was just more charming than any woman. Just when his consciousness faded away he heard a voice in his head. System: "Hello Host. I'm your own personal System and will assist you in fulfilling your duty as a Transmigrator." Shu Ning: "..." System: "...My Name is Alpha and you can make use of me anyhow you want as long, as you do your missions." Shu Ning: "..." Couldn't they have at least given me a system that is more interesting and smart?

Transmigration Into A Minor Villain Into A Matchmake Cupid! by MoiStreicher

A Minor Villain into a Matchmake Cupid! (But also became a possible love interest!!??) All I know before I was transmigrated into this world was me being tired from doing my schoolworks. I remember laying my head down on the table, tired and sleepy. Energy drained from my body leaving it hollow from any sustenance following with difficult of breathing. When I closed my eyes, it was dark but peaceful and quiet and when I opened them again I was greeted by a different room, all unfamiliar to me but the face I have now looks awfully familiar. "Oh no! Am I....." "...The villain!?" "NO NO NO THIS CANT BE! SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS WORLD NOW! WAKE ME UP!!" "I need to survive this!" "Something's wrong with the protagonist and the heroine? Where's the love!!??" " We can't have this! The male lead and the female lead must be together!!" "Sigh, alright... I will help these two find each other." "Wait huh? But I'm not one of the love interest-- why me??"

I Became The Villain's Secretary by J_axnettx_e

After I suddenly died I possessed the body of what I thought was an extra within a novel. From then on my life was mostly calm, though not fulfilling. Until one day I discovered I wasn't just a background figure; instead I was an insignificant character who'd end up being the villainous Grand Duke's secretary, only to die shortly after being near him! But I had no choice, it was too late to change my fate, so I decided to live as obediently as possible under the orders of the sadist villain. But I still had a plan. Even before the female lead makes her appearance, I will try in every way to make the villain a little more normal, or at least ensure that the two do not meet, so that no one will face a harsh death, including me! And then, after the villain doesn't become obsessed with the female lead and becomes more normal, I will be able to resign and live peacefully. So I just cleared all the suspicions he might have about me in order to not incur his wrath and die like in the novel. * * * "I'll give you a choice." The corner of his lips raised crookedly. Though that smile did not reach his eyes at all. "One, don't resign and stay here forever..." His gaze was enough to unnerve me. "Two, let me kill those who dared to give you the idea of resigning...then don't go and stay here forever." No, haven't I already made sure that the villain has become a little more normal!? ...What the heck is going on!? He shouldn't be like this!

THE VILLAIN'S LOVE GROWS FOR HIM. by pushisinung

"Aren't you tired of the way you live?" A voice inside of him would ask. "What can i do? I was born to live the life of a killing machine that dances to the command of my master. You think i never tried to run away from my life?" He would reply. That was him. The prodigy, the pride and praise of assassins. His hands were dyed with blood. Blood of men, women, children and the aged. He tried to rinse the blood out of his life but failed miserably. It was like a string attached to him, following him even in his dreams. "I see you are trying to run from your shell." The old woman said to him. "You are a pitiable person. When death welcomes you i pray you be free of your chains." She smiled as her cracked lips left her final breathe and her eyes lost its gleam. "Aaahhhhh!" The sound of painful scream echoed the room as he pressed his sword into his skin. He was ordered to kill the president of the country and bombard his residence. That was his last mission. But instead of leaving the house alive he stayed behind watching his piece of work decorate the walls of the building. He smiled. "It seems this is the only way to attain my own freedom." The sound of exploding bombs thundered into the ears of his comrades. They had realised what the man had done. However death brought him a new life. He was gifted the chance to live in freedom, to redeem himself and live the life he had wished for. But inside the world of a book. Life was all happy and beautiful. Until one unfortunate day he was entangled with the worst situation as he had to present himself before the antagonist of the book. Standing before him he caught his eye and was recruited as one of his personal guard. Moreover the protagonist of the story was very much to his distaste. But nothing could be worst than being objected as a sexual toy by the villain of the book, who had his ways with him right?

I Fell In Love With The Heroine's Servant (BL) by greenstem

One day, I lost everything. I was an orphan and never had any parents to rely on my whole life, but I managed to start a business with my sworn friend. Soon, it became a billion dollar corporation, and I became the Chief Operating Officer. I outshined everyone's expectations. But, my sworn friend had framed me of murdering his wife, he betrayed me. I was jailed for 10 years, and lived on the streets for the next few years of my life. I couldn't get any jobs because I was homeless. All my friends had turned their backs on me. They all called me the "bastard who killed their best friend's wife", "ungrateful", and they said I couldn't get anywhere in life without the one I used to call my friend. However, I had a second chance to live the life I want... in an otome game.

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SYSTEM:TWISTED LOVE INTEREST CANNON FODDER. cover

To Survive A Harem System - Lucas Owens' Edition cover

Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on! cover

I AM THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE PROTAGONIST'S BODY. cover

Rewind To Rebuild cover

System, are you messing with me? cover

Transmigration Into A Minor Villain Into A Matchmake Cupid! cover

I Became The Villain's Secretary cover

THE VILLAIN'S LOVE GROWS FOR HIM. cover

I Fell In Love With The Heroine's Servant (BL) cover

SYSTEM:TWISTED LOVE INTEREST CANNON FODDER.

"You are too overpowered. Your existence poses a great threat to my son and daughter of fate. I had no other choice but to kill you." This was the voice of God he heard when he was about to enter the door of death. "A tragic oped character, sigh, its a very popular trend right now. The normal cliche of losing all your loved ones, an illegitimate son of a noble household, possessing overwhelming magic, good looks and what not. But as I kept writing I realised I made you way too oped, to the point your existence became a threat to the plot." The voice of god spoke to him again. "...Are you the one who killed my family?" He asked back with a blank expression. "Yes." Spoke the voice again. This simple one sentence angered him to the point he fought harder against his predestined death. He was enraged. The death of his family was orchestrated by this damn god, his life made miserable and painful, so he had to rise again, back on his two feets so he could destroy the god's world. And so he did. He rose again, defeating his death. Then he had his revenge by almost destroying the world. Almost!!! Before he could lead to the death of the Male and the female lead a thing called system was bounded to his soul. He was forced to leave his world and enter many different worlds. "Well, Unfreeze the OOC!" He demanded with a malicious grin on his face. He had to have his revenge. But most important of all, he had to be the one incharge of his characters. "......." The system shivered at his words, its invisible eyes bulging out. Unbeknownst to him, a GOD had embarked on a journey to a portal of unknown origin right at the time when he was entering a new world. "Oh fuck!" He cursed as he realised a dangerous point. "This is not the protagonist! Who is he?" Novel cover: Drawn by me aka @pushisinung.