| FT. DUDE & BRUH DUO Epic opened the lid of the present Cross gave, his shadow hovering over the gift. Huh, a guidebook. What for Bruh? He paused, reading the title completely, now placing the lid beside him. A guidebook: for dummies that don't know how to take care of bitties 101. Rolling his eyes, since he thinks he could take care of a bitty just fine, held it and opened to the first page to be introduced by... not the author, but Cross instead. -- Long story short, Cross gifts Epic a bitty as a surprise. Chaos ensues. ✧ [ oneshot ] INFO : takes place in the omega timeline, epic is alive here and you're da bitty :) this was just a little idea i made btw DOES THIS COUNT AS A CRACKFIC BTW!?!?! 1.31.24