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Bro Code 101

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Reads 298
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Parts 2
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America has The Constitution.

Chefs have cooking books.

Girls have Taylor Swift.

We males, the dominant part of the human species; we have the Golden Rules Of Manliness.

Bro.

Bro.

Bro.

These are all facts.

Ask google.

The Bro Code goes back, billions and billions, and billions of years ago (also checked by google). I think even our fellow Bro dinosaurs used the handbook. It was probably translated in dinosaurcacia (the language of dinosaurs) but, same thing.

Isaac Davis, Landon Anderson, Reece Majors, and Axel Rivera, have been Bro's since the 2nd grade. The basic rules of The Bro Code have never been broken by these group of Bro's, maybe that starts now? 

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Three is a crowd by gillian62003

Heart-breaker Rules Rule # 1 You've got to have fun, but when you're done you've got to be the first to run. Rule # 2 Don't get too attached to somebody you could lose Rule # 3 Wear your heart on your cheek but never on your sleeve (unless you wanna taste defeat) Rule # 4 Gotta be looking pure, kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more. With a broken heart, supportive friends and an alcohol induced mind, Jade follows through most of the rules leaving a path of destruction in her wake. Oh and a lot of broken hearts. Weekly updates!

Familiar | Colby Brock x Reader by yourmomsashs

Colby was just a normal guy living in a house with a bunch of his roommates. His friends. But when his childhood friend comes back. What happens? You end up moving in with him. You guys being so close when you were younger, did everything you guys used to do. You guys were so happy. Best friends is what they would call that. But what if he wanted to be more than friends? What if you felt the same way? Would you keep your emotions to yourself or will you go off and tell him? ⚠Warning⚠ Depression Suicidal thoughts Suicide attempts Self harm Smut If you don't like any of this don't read. (Complete)

My Brother's Best Friend |COMPLETED✔️| by anonymouss_lady

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Tense by howtosellmysoul

"I love you." "Oh?" "In a non-bro sort of way, y'know? Full homo." ~~~ Kai and Roan are a lot of things. Best friends, football players, straight A students, future roommates, and so on. Read what happens when a kiss adds something new to the list. ~~~ [This is a FREE book with paid exclusive chapters.] [bxb] [Marked mature for sexual content.]

The Short and The Furious ✔ by whoscountinganyway

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With Love, Your Idiot by YoonAN03

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