Bro Code 101
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America has The Constitution.
Chefs have cooking books.
Girls have Taylor Swift.
We males, the dominant part of the human species; we have the Golden Rules Of Manliness.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
These are all facts.
Ask google.
The Bro Code goes back, billions and billions, and billions of years ago (also checked by google). I think even our fellow Bro dinosaurs used the handbook. It was probably translated in dinosaurcacia (the language of dinosaurs) but, same thing.
Isaac Davis, Landon Anderson, Reece Majors, and Axel Rivera, have been Bro's since the 2nd grade. The basic rules of The Bro Code have never been broken by these group of Bro's, maybe that starts now?
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