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The Monster and the Reluctant Groom [Dimentio x Luigi]

SilverStarWarrior

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Reads 992
Votes 82
Parts 13
Time 4h 23m

SilverStarWarrior

A Valentine's Day Special that no one asked for and probably didn't want! ^w^ 
A short (in comparison) story based on "The Prince Lindworm" & "The Serpent Prince", but with a Super Paper Mario spin to 'em.  :D

*Ahem*
Once upon a time...
There was a magician who married a beautiful human woman.
They were as happy as could be...until they discovered they could not have children.

The magician set out to find a cure for the curse that had befallen them, and he encountered two mysterious figures in his search who asked what was wrong so that they may help.
The magician shares his troubles, and the figures offer just the cure...

A red Apple from The Overthere for a baby boy
Or a white Apple from The Underwhere for a baby girl
But whatever he does, the figures explain, he shouldn't feed his wife both.

..........she eats both.

The wife gives birth to twins.
The youngest is born a perfect baby girl!
But the oldest...was born a horrific monster.

The firstborn twin is hidden away and is seemingly forgotten...until one fateful day, when the daughter is ready to be wed.
The monster eldest sibling demands that it must be wed before the younger sister, as is its right as the older of the twins.

But who in the worlds could possibly be convinced to marry such a hideous-looking horrible excuse for a living creature?!



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Super Paper Mario and its characters do not belong to me!

The original stories are a Norwegian fairy tale called "The Prince Lindworm" AND a Hungarian folk tale called "The Serpent Prince", and this is a PARODY of those!

Writing and art by me! 😁

And if you're seeing this on anywhere OTHER than WATTPAD, THIS IS AN ILLEGAL COPY! 😡All Rights Reserved

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