It's Not (Really) What You Think
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Last published Sat, Feb 3, 2024
"This is the story of a man who is not a man and his wife who is not his wife but Andrew Garfield(who's not really Andrew Garfield)."
Don't read this plz and if you do; Please do not take this seriously, it was 1am and I was on call with my best friend..
Please laugh tho :D
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