Harry Potter and the Overload of Gen Z

After that fateful Halloween night in which the Dark Lord fell, instead of ending up on the Dursley's doorstep, in a strange twist of fate, Harry Potter ended up on the front porch of St Martha's Orphanage. 30 years into the future.

And when Harry Potter ended up back in his own time, well Harry could confidently say that he did not want to deal with Palpatine from Wish and whatever twinkly-eyed Gandalf wanted with him. Now if only they'd leave him alone and let him grind the Candy Crush leaderboard in peace.

But hey, the whole magic thing was pretty cool, he guessed.