UHF George Newman x reader ~ ONESHOT

{This oneshot is about the 1989 movie UHF made by the one and only "Weird Al" Yankovic} In the middle of Tulsa Oklahoma, you accidentally get lost on the way to a road trip to Los Angeles. On top of all that, your car broke down. Luckily, you see a built
Ding nearby, so you arent alone in the middle of nowhere. What will happen next after this unfortunate event? (this is a post-uhf AU so teri broke up with george)