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The entirety of Audrey Burke's junior year is, for lack of a better description, a hot mess. But when she stumbles upon a dusty old version of Madame Bovary in its original language, French, in her dad's personal library, she realizes that this book is the key to everything. The only problem: her knowledge of French goes about as far as "bonjour" and how to form the imperfect tense. However, with some outside help from a boy whom she likes more than she should, she might be able to steam through the book and junior year-but definitely with more than a couple mishaps.

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[Book One of the Excelsior Prep Series]
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Secrets keeper by SnowWhite1309

Gawking two guys in a hot-blown make-out session in the mathematical section of the library was not what I expected my first day after Winter breaks to be like. And didn't realize that seeing them was about to change my whole high school experience... Lillian Smith, the shy, quiet, nerdy girl, gets transferred to the most prestigious high school in her town, West Hills High, on a scholarship in her junior year. She spends half of her year hiding from the rich kids at her school to prevent any trouble. But one accidental encounter at the library with the popular bad boy of her high school changes things for her. One little secret leads to another until Lillian gets stuck with the secrets of the popular group, The Clichés. The burden of the secrets becomes heavy, and Lillian doesn't know what to do with them anymore. ~•~•~•~•~•~ "What's your name?" "Lillian... Lillian Smith." "Okay, Lillian, so this is what going to happen next." He crossed his arms. "I'm going to let you go and you-" he held his finger at me, "- will tell no one about this." I bobbed my head. "And if I hear even a single word uttering from your mouth about us..." He gestured between him and Toby. "I will-" "- Kill you." I finished for him and give him a thumbs up. "Got it." "Then it's settled!" Toby announced, clasping his hands and beamed. "It's going to be our little secret." ~•~•~•~•~•~ FEATURED ON: @Romance (Young Adult) @TeenFiction (Head Over Heals) @Humor (Isn't it romantically funny?) @YA (Clueless) HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 Teen, Rich Kids, Secret affair, Nerd, Playboy #3 Young adult, Humor [Words count: 200,000 - 250,000] **Book Cover and Trailer made by me**

The Art of Being Alone (Together) by CAITLlN

Delena is determined to have a good time at summer camp and forget about her backstabbing ex-best-friend Mei. But when Mei shows up at camp too, suddenly revenge looks a lot more appealing than forgetting. * * * * * As far as 17-year-old Delena Torres is concerned, friendship is nothing more than a quick way to get hurt. This has been her mindset for the past two months anyway, ever since her best friend Mei ditched her and started hanging out with her arch enemy. She's more than ready to spend summer vacation alone-- then her parents surprise her by signing her up for a photography course at Camp Create It, the summer camp she and Mei always dreamed of attending. Still, even if she has to be surrounded by other campers, Del's determined not to get attached to anyone. She'll spend the summer by herself, honing her photography skills and forgetting about Mei. Easy, right? Maybe, if it wasn't for the fact that her quirky cabin-mate seems deadset on becoming friends. Or if she could stop running into the cute guy from the kitchen staff. Oh, and if she wasn't in the middle of a prank war after one stupid attempt at revenge, since Mei just happened to show up at camp, too. Yeah, this "lone wolf" thing might be harder than she thought. 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 (𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝) - 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟓/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

The Price of being Pretentious by JuMBA-ABMuJ

[COMPLETED] The story begins when the campus Playboy, Paris caught their class genius, London, stealing test papers from the faculty room. They made an agreement that Paris will keep it a secret if she will help him court her best friend, Venice. In the long run, their feelings began to bloom in a most painful way. Because everyone was just pretending. In the end, someone has to pay the price of being pretentious. "I just loved the book from the very beginning and it just became more and more interesting day by day..." - @rockshower "...loveable characters, budding romance, scandal, and complexity. The unique characters are developed really well, while the story itself teaches valuable lessons on trust, friendship, love, karma, and sincerity." - @CLmauve

My Perfect Mistake | #Wattys2016 | by infinity_and_beyond3

~COMPLETED~ | This story is being slowly edited. "As much as you want to plan your life, it has a way of surprising you with unexpected things that will make you happier than you originally planned. And that's what you call God's will." I gazed down at my swollen stomach, the place where my baby was growing and being kept safe, and gently rubbed it. A smile slowly formed onto my lips. "This baby is my perfect mistake." ********* Anabelle Marie Thompson is just your typical average teenager, except she studies hard and values books more than TV. She's just trying to get through her Senior year, so she can graduate with high honors and go to her dream school, Stanford, to become a lawyer. One night, instead of reading her favorite book, her friend Lianne Young, drags her to Sean Walker's party (aka the hottest guy in the whole school). One thing lead to another and she ends up having a quickie with Sean Walker. Little did Anabelle know that her life was about to change forever... Copyright © 2014-2016 by Gabriella Luciano ********* Reader's Thoughts: "Wow. I love this book!!! Like, OMG moments all the time." -ElexisWollam "MY FAVORITE BOOK. I DON'T EVEN LIKE READING BOOKS TIL NOW READING IS LIFE WEN IT COMES TO THIS BOOK ❗️" -iwiddajuicee "This is honestly the cutest teen pregnancy story ever ❤️" -the_star_in_thenight "I love your story so much! This is why I look forward to living a new day. It's beautiful, modest, and pure. A unique love that blossoms each day that passes. I just want to thank you because our passion in writing is beautiful and endearing." -Lilligee "This book is AMAZING!!" -whitesugar97 "This is now officially the best story I've read." -jtmarie #Wattys2016

More Than Friends by Sweetd1997

Meet Layla, a 20 year old Caribbean girl. She lives in a beautiful island called Puerto Rico. She's fun, carefree, simple, loves to dance, and is always with a smile. Her life consists on going to college, hanging out with her friends Angie and Jamie, or with her family, and working on a small, fancy, and cozy bakery that she loves. Her life seems to be just fine until someone unexpected appear in her life. Then meet Dylan Mitchell, a 21 year old American guy, whose family just moved to live in Puerto Rico. He's new in the university and seems to be a cocky and a little egocentric person. Nothing in common with the simple and humble Layla, right? But what happens when Layla gets to know the real Dylan when he's out of campus? They seemed to have more things in common than what they expected. In short time, they became great friends, but will they be more than that? Does Dylan will let her be a part of his life? You'll have to read more to know! This is my first story so feel free to read, vote and comment! I'm from Puerto Rico, making Spanish my first language. Therefore, there might be some grammar errors! But I hope you enjoy it anyways! Have fun guys! Tropical kisses from Puerto Rico! Finished: December 28, 2016 By: Sweetd1997

Peter's Little Peter by mestrin

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Secrets keeper cover

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The Price of being Pretentious cover

My Perfect Mistake | #Wattys2016 | cover

More Than Friends cover

Peter's Little Peter cover

The Thing About Flip Flops cover

Where The Time Has Gone || UNEDITED cover

Virgin Lips cover

Once Upon a Summer [2p Canada x Reader] [Completed] cover

Secrets keeper

Gawking two guys in a hot-blown make-out session in the mathematical section of the library was not what I expected my first day after Winter breaks to be like. And didn't realize that seeing them was about to change my whole high school experience... Lillian Smith, the shy, quiet, nerdy girl, gets transferred to the most prestigious high school in her town, West Hills High, on a scholarship in her junior year. She spends half of her year hiding from the rich kids at her school to prevent any trouble. But one accidental encounter at the library with the popular bad boy of her high school changes things for her. One little secret leads to another until Lillian gets stuck with the secrets of the popular group, The Clichés. The burden of the secrets becomes heavy, and Lillian doesn't know what to do with them anymore. ~•~•~•~•~•~ "What's your name?" "Lillian... Lillian Smith." "Okay, Lillian, so this is what going to happen next." He crossed his arms. "I'm going to let you go and you-" he held his finger at me, "- will tell no one about this." I bobbed my head. "And if I hear even a single word uttering from your mouth about us..." He gestured between him and Toby. "I will-" "- Kill you." I finished for him and give him a thumbs up. "Got it." "Then it's settled!" Toby announced, clasping his hands and beamed. "It's going to be our little secret." ~•~•~•~•~•~ FEATURED ON: @Romance (Young Adult) @TeenFiction (Head Over Heals) @Humor (Isn't it romantically funny?) @YA (Clueless) HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 Teen, Rich Kids, Secret affair, Nerd, Playboy #3 Young adult, Humor [Words count: 200,000 - 250,000] Book Cover and Trailer made by me