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How to Poison Your Husband || ONC 2024

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Parts 18
Time 3h 24m

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Down on her luck after murdering her husband, Ivelle has no choice but to follow in her late mum's footsteps and become a villain. Her first customer: an unhappy lady betrothed to a prince with more loose screws than Ivelle's defunct hardware store. But as Ivelle guides her client through her validated Twelve Step Plan For Poisoning Your Husband (Satisfaction Guaranteed!), she realizes all is not as it seems with the kooky prince. Will she sacrifice her morals to kill an innocent man and secure her client's future, or will she be forced to part with a metric f*ckton of gold?  And why does an irritating detective named Ferlock Polmes keep trying to mess with her plans?All Rights Reserved

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Marriage of Animosity by Tima_Claire

Selora Hensphere, a stunning heiress known for her ruthless demeanor within the noble families, is unexpectedly betrothed to , whom she is hated by none other than Asher Liverman. Her surprise and excitement quickly dissolve into despair as she discovers that he harbors a deep hatred for her, fueled by their past conflicts. To complicate matters, her betrothed has a first love who resides under the same roof. As Selora grapples with her husband's animosity and the constant presence of the other woman in his heart, she finds herself caught in a web of ... conflicting emotions and intense challenges. The struggle for her husband's affection intensifies, forcing Selora to navigate through the complexities of a love triangle. Will she find a way to break through his hatred and win his heart, or will the presence of his first love prove to be an insurmountable obstacle?

Enchanted University of Magemenos by nicoeuzme

Alysa is about to turn 19, she will have to step into the Enchanted University of Magemenos, where she will have to face the parallel world. Generally, humans aren't called to this university, but what's so special about her? (you will get to know once you start reading ) She gets her friends for life, faces adventures together, and a spark of blossoming love, little did she know that her life and death would be playing a tug of war. Also, Nathan Victor Ainsley who was a tough Nutt to crack and has a very rebellious charm with just an unbuttoned uniform though considered very handsome by many carries a cold expression on his face. A man always surrounded by women does not have one of his own? Every group of students will get a ball of universe which will decide their planet of adventure. They have to enter the universe if they resist ..... In the parallel universe she encounters many scary incidents , how will she protect herself in the world of terror and beasts? Will she be able to come out of the universe alive or will there be another grave built in the university? She finally understands the mystery of the university and why she was chosen from the human world, the truth about her parent's past, and many more. She understands why the university was so in love with 19 or in other words why was everything only 19 from age to floors. All of these will be disclosed one by one, just keep up your curiosity! Note: The cover page picture is edited using pics taken from Google;

Swapped Fate by rikaaraji468

No one would expect those of the wealthy high society to mingle with the lowly and poor; not when it's for something as sacred as a marital bond. Lady Fate, however, seems to have differing views when she lands the orphaned Mavis right into the den of high society to become the daughter-in-law of the reputable and esteemed Devereux family. Tristan, her soon-to-be husband, is a cocky and vexatious force to reckon with, whom she constantly butts heads with in a war of words, emotions and actions. But when life-threatening situations are hurled their way and the Devereux family has upon its hands a set of recurring crises, the two quarrelbirds' only way to prevent its downfall might be....togetherness. * Some crossing swords, a bit of firing guns, adequate meeting of eccentric species and races, quite some touring of mystical lands with a heavy dose of the love potion.

Don't Want to be Queen | ONC 2023 (Complete) by authorelizasolares

Free-spirited homebody Erica doesn't want to be queen. Which is fine, because her single, independent older sister Gemma is more than ready for the job. But their father doesn't care about any of that. He thinks a queen ought to be married and producing heirs (Yes, he really says producing heirs) if she is to take the throne. No matter how hard the girls try to convince him, the king will not budge. Gemma needs to get married at her upcoming birthday ball or he passes her over in favour of her sister being the next queen. Desperate to turn their circumstances back right-side-up, the two concoct a plan to find someone for Gemma to choose who will definitely not choose her back. But in order to do that, Erica is going to have to work together with her longtime crush. Who doesn't know she exists. She'll have to keep her feelings in check if she's going to convince him to help, but she might want to offer him a little something in return. ~ * ~ * ~ This is one of the five novellas I'll be writing for this year's ONC! You can find the rest of the stories (Hang it Up, Christmas at the Cabin, Love Lies & Red Eyes, and Runaway Fiances) on my profile! This story is based on prompt #49: "Master the rules of the game until you can play it better than they can."

Reign Of Vampires ( Book One Of The Reign Series) by EvaGora

She was just a normal girl, Then her world shattered. The death of her mother : who looks and deceives even her own daughter to think she was human. She is driven and motivated. Revenge. As simple as that, motivates this young adult to take control of her life and end the vampire reign. But on this journey she meets a really sexy werewolf, who's supposed to be her mate. Will she fall in love with Dimitri? Will she succeed by killing the vampire prince? Will she find out the truth about who her mother really was? Will YOU take this journey with her and discover the races she never knew or thought could exist, OR will you chicken out? Completed. This is a series. WARNING : Strong language here and there. Sexual tension between the main characters. Enjoy my Dearie's! XoXo Lea

The Glorious Flame (#2) by writeraliciagonzalez

A murderous, psychopathic pixie with a gun meets a equally attractive, maddening prince who also has a gun. The real twist? A mysterious disease threatens to end this murderous, psychopathic pixie, and her only hope may just be the prince whom she hates... But who are we kidding? There is no story if there is no undeniably, sexually frustrating, overwhelmingly infuriating attraction between Ms. Batshit-crazy herself and a certain prince who clearly has a death wish when it comes to his choice of woman. Buckle up, because when it involves Inferno and Rouhem... I'd start popping that popcorn now. ----------------------------------------------------------------- And god how good he looked in his leather jacket and blue jeans. It was pissing her off. "Oh, really?" he responded to the sound of her gun. His deep voice sent shivers down her spine. She never had such reactions to a male until him, and she has decided that no matter how amazing it felt, it was most likely for the best that she ignored it. "Yes, really!" she snapped, "you barge into my life and don't expect consequences? You must not be Rouhem. He would know that I can get a little trigger happy when someone annoys me, especially you!" Inferno knew herself well enough to firmly state that she was a very irrational person outside of grave situations. Anything that exasperated her usually was shot. It was a mere fact. "Do it then, pixie, make my day." ----------------------------------------------------------------- (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT OF ALL KINDS *EMPHASIS ON THE ALL PART*) (2nd book in this universe of brooding beasts and the women who slay more than Buffy, CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE, but there are spoilers for the 1st book... you've been warned... but hey, you do what you want... this was definitely way too long of a side-note... my bad... bye)

AORA : His Little Liar by Sophie_Kvng

She's not your average girl. Tossed into the world of guns and death at a young age, She's already used to it all. Trained to become a cold-hearted killer. When she's given a target to eliminate, it turns out her heart isn't so cold after all. Instead her brain is a crack because you don't go hooking up with your Target. "I will ruin you." "You can't ruin something that's already ruined." Stuck between the devil and the red Sea. This Devil though, Is willing to have her for himself. Except it all comes with a price. ::::::: "You dare try to double cross me?!" "Awww. Did it hurt to get betrayed? Get used to it Dumbass!" I was shoved hard against the wall again. I cursed. Shit. Updates every Fridays and Saturdays! #1 in Dark Past 1/9/2023 #1 in Undercover 14/9/2023 #3 in Spy 1/05/2024 #1 in Spy 18/06/2024 #1 in Sassy 06/10/2024 ::::: Thank you for checking out my book. it's going to need all your love and support. lots of love, Sophie_Kvng❤️

Sleep with the Dead by belamour21

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Killer Sweets! by ChibiRedd1

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Marriage of Animosity

Selora Hensphere, a stunning heiress known for her ruthless demeanor within the noble families, is unexpectedly betrothed to , whom she is hated by none other than Asher Liverman. Her surprise and excitement quickly dissolve into despair as she discovers that he harbors a deep hatred for her, fueled by their past conflicts. To complicate matters, her betrothed has a first love who resides under the same roof. As Selora grapples with her husband's animosity and the constant presence of the other woman in his heart, she finds herself caught in a web of ... conflicting emotions and intense challenges. The struggle for her husband's affection intensifies, forcing Selora to navigate through the complexities of a love triangle. Will she find a way to break through his hatred and win his heart, or will the presence of his first love prove to be an insurmountable obstacle?