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How to Poison Your Husband [COMPLETE! Cozy Romantasy With A Dash Of Murder]
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Three years ago, Ivelle Delaville poisoned her murderous git of a husband and ran away to start a new life. Now blissfully single, Ivelle is content with her carpentry business (apart from the crushing debt), and she's determined to live a life free of romance and villainy.
Or so she thinks.
Faced with the threat of foreclosure, Ivelle has a choice: poison the evil Prince Eirifold in exchange for a metric f*ckton of gold, or starve to death as her carpentry business goes bankrupt. It seems like a no-brainer... except for one problem.
The prince she's been hired to poison may not be as evil as advertised.
He's also a really good kisser.
~ Book 1 of The Murdery Marriages ~
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