How to Poison Your Husband || ONC 2024
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  • Reads 2,261
  • Votes 319
  • Parts 22
  • Time 4h 12m
Ongoing, First published Feb 03, 2024
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Down on her luck after murdering her husband, Ivelle has no choice but to follow in her late mum's footsteps and become a villain. Her first customer: an unhappy lady betrothed to a prince with more loose screws than Ivelle's defunct hardware store. But as Ivelle guides her client through her validated Twelve Step Plan For Poisoning Your Husband (Satisfaction Guaranteed!), she realizes all is not as it seems with the kooky prince. Will she sacrifice her morals to kill an innocent man and secure her client's future, or will she be forced to part with a metric f*ckton of gold?  And why does an irritating detective named Ferlock Polmes keep trying to mess with her plans?
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