if life gives you a lennon, make lennonade

Stardom is never promising. John knows that better than any other celebrity-- and sometimes he wishes he didn't.

Well, at least he's got Paul! And he always knows the answers to his problems, doesn't he?

I hope that's the case, cuz George and Ringo has devised a plan to make him happier to save their own music career! To get John a girlfriend!

But uh... Where do we find that girlfriend..?