Joke Book
- Reads 571
- Votes 34
- Parts 16
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Apr 8, 2015
This book will be filled with:
•Funny Pick-up Lines
•Funny Comebacks
•Text Fails
•Teenager Post
•Jokes
•Funny Videos (occasionally)
•Celebrity Post
•Funny Texts
and much more!!
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