Lovestoned idiots♡*＋|| kafka x ratio

THIS IS A CRACKSHIP FANFIC AND IT'S SATIRE SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY‼️‼️
I'm also not very good with hsr lore, so if they're written out of character lmk and pretend it's for the lols.

"Well? You have me right where you want me."
"Mmm, how do you know that?"
"I don't have to share that with you. If you were truly intelligent you'd know."
"How cute~ Now stop talking and get to business, since I'm sure you know what I want..."

A modern au story about people who aren't what they seem. Three misfortunes, two cringe stereotypes on actually good characters, and a summer to remember....

Except it isn't summer.