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THIS IS A CRACKSHIP FANFIC AND IT'S SATIRE SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY‼️‼️
I'm also not very good with hsr lore, so if they're written out of character lmk and pretend it's for the lols.

"Well? You have me right where you want me."
"Mmm, how do you know that?"
"I don't have to share that with you. If you were truly intelligent you'd know."
"How cute~ Now stop talking and get to business, since I'm sure you know what I want..."

A modern au story about people who aren't what they seem. Three misfortunes, two cringe stereotypes on actually good characters, and a summer to remember....


Except it isn't summer.All Rights Reserved

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18+ MDNI 22.k words synopsis: you get a notification about plane tickets you purchased about a trip you were excited for, only reason you're not excited at the remainder, is because you had planned the trip with your now ex. At the time you never thought you'd be spending December broken up. So, it felt like a great idea. not so much now. ex!jk x ex!femreader (fem anatomy.) exes to lovers use of 'yn' warnings: angst, fluff, smut: long-distance relationship, exes, second chance, miscommunication, b*tches is awkward, tension, one bed, forced proximity, Jungkook isn't crazy rich but he's got good money, i think he's an accountant, jk has that short ceo hair cut. reader has communication problem, jungkook's freaking green sweater needs it's own fanfic!, think are!you!sure jungkook. protective!jk, there's a creep who approaches reader as jungkook is off skiing, and whilst she's in the sauna(nothing bad happens.), sweet!wants!to!try!jk, jk has issues of not communicating too. they just can't seem to talk. avoiding stuff. teasing. touchy!jk, secret glances. jealousy, reader is very jealous,they're lying to themsleves, jungkook loves to take pictures especially of reader. hot tub jungkook who's looking up at you like you're a goddes. very needy kissing, boob sucking, dirty talking, oral(f!receiving.), handjob, cowgirl, protected!penetration, aftercare. hand kissing. [i don't know what else i need to add, let me know] as per usual, it was edited but if there are any errors, forgive me. A/N: i'm still learning how to write smut. so if you think the smut is cringe please don't tell me :) i don't wanna know. unless you want to help me improve it, and you do it kindly, i'd appreciate. likes, reblog, and all positive asks and comments are always appreciated. i hope you're happy with this one.

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⚠️CRINGY⚠️ This story is so embarrassing😭 I made this 2 years ago (when I was13) I'm just keeping it for the people who enjoy reading cringe wattpad stories (homestly they're kinda fun to laugh at) forgive my poor writing, I barely knew anything about writing lol. ✧｡*ﾟ+You've arrived at Anima-City when you suddenly turned into a beast-man. What will you do? Who will you meet? Read more to find out.*ﾟ+✧ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙 𝚒𝚏 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍. 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚡. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚓𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚜, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗. I WILL include LEMON for you thirsty people(◕ᴗ◕✿) Started: December 5th, 2020 Ended: February 19th, 2021

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Merry!Ex-mas

18+ MDNI 22.k words synopsis: you get a notification about plane tickets you purchased about a trip you were excited for, only reason you're not excited at the remainder, is because you had planned the trip with your now ex. At the time you never thought you'd be spending December broken up. So, it felt like a great idea. not so much now. ex!jk x ex!femreader (fem anatomy.) exes to lovers use of 'yn' warnings: angst, fluff, smut: long-distance relationship, exes, second chance, miscommunication, b*tches is awkward, tension, one bed, forced proximity, Jungkook isn't crazy rich but he's got good money, i think he's an accountant, jk has that short ceo hair cut. reader has communication problem, jungkook's freaking green sweater needs it's own fanfic!, think are!you!sure jungkook. protective!jk, there's a creep who approaches reader as jungkook is off skiing, and whilst she's in the sauna(nothing bad happens.), sweet!wants!to!try!jk, jk has issues of not communicating too. they just can't seem to talk. avoiding stuff. teasing. touchy!jk, secret glances. jealousy, reader is very jealous,they're lying to themsleves, jungkook loves to take pictures especially of reader. hot tub jungkook who's looking up at you like you're a goddes. very needy kissing, boob sucking, dirty talking, oral(f!receiving.), handjob, cowgirl, protected!penetration, aftercare. hand kissing. [i don't know what else i need to add, let me know] as per usual, it was edited but if there are any errors, forgive me. A/N: i'm still learning how to write smut. so if you think the smut is cringe please don't tell me :) i don't wanna know. unless you want to help me improve it, and you do it kindly, i'd appreciate. likes, reblog, and all positive asks and comments are always appreciated. i hope you're happy with this one.