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Last published Wed, May 20, 2015
Have you ever gotten drunk and ran through a police station naked? What about made enemies with both the police force and a all female gang? If not maybe you're banging both the chief of police (who's a female) and the gang leader of that gang at the same time? Really, no? Well maybe you're being stalked by your crazed ex girlfriend who can't get a hint that yall are through? If you haven'then...well....YOU LUCKY FUCK!
I'm sorry allow me to introduce myself. I'm LJ Slaughter. High School nerd/ asshole by day. And I'm pretty much the same at night. We'll not around my mom. I may be a sharp tongue, pussy loving asshole. But I'm a mommas boy.
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