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NOAH KAHAN: the REAL story of his devastating life. (It's funny I promise)

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We don't all have trauma. Stop pretending to be the victim ur so annoying 🙄 BUT NOAH KAHAN DOES!!!!!! we will be unraveling his dark childhood, DEEP TRAUMA, and horrifying adulthood. TW: SUPER SAD STUFF 😞 WE ARE SUPER FUNNY SO IF YOU GET OFFENDED IM SORRY IG BUT NOT RLLY. GO FUCK YOURSELF. And if you do end up reading it (which you DEF should) leave lots of comments bc I deserve fame and power. (In a funny way not a IM THE NEW HITLOR way.) I PROMISE IM AWESOME. So plz read 😄. We REALLY appreciate it...PLEASE. Noah Kahan wants his story to be told, but this is the only place you can find it so DONT GO ANYWHERE ELSE!! And for the horny ppl (ur weird but i relate so I can't hate) there is smut in bold so if u wanna skip over u can. ITS TOTALLY ROMANCE BUT ITS ALSO NOT ROMANCE AND ITS FANFIC BC EVERYONE LOVES NOAH KAHANNNNNNNN!! YOU GOT ALL MY LOVEEEEEE (if yk yk) COMING SOON 🔜: THE TRUE STORY OF COLLEEN HOOVER AND TESS HOLIDAYS!!All Rights Reserved

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NOAHS DEEP DARK CHILDHOOD. part one
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NOAHS DEEP DARK CHILDHOOD. part one
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