NOAH KAHAN: the REAL story of his devastating life. (It's funny I promise) - NOAHkahanis - Wattpad

NOAH KAHAN: the REAL story of his devastating life. (It's funny I promise)

Reads 38
Votes 0
Parts 1
Time 6m

Reads 38
Votes 0
Parts 1
Time 6m

Mature

badboy badboynextdoor delinquent feral funny ifykyk k5ever midwestern mild noah noahkahan retardedwriting spicy stickseasons stopbullying toothless youneverwouldhavethoughtofthistag yum👅

We don't all have trauma. Stop pretending to be the victim ur so annoying 🙄 BUT NOAH KAHAN DOES!!!!!! we will be unraveling his dark childhood, DEEP TRAUMA, and horrifying adulthood. TW: SUPER SAD STUFF 😞 WE ARE SUPER FUNNY SO IF YOU GET OFFENDED IM SORRY IG BUT NOT RLLY. GO FUCK YOURSELF. And if you do end up reading it (which you DEF should) leave lots of comments bc I deserve fame and power. (In a funny way not a IM THE NEW HITLOR way.) I PROMISE IM AWESOME. So plz read 😄. We REALLY appreciate it...PLEASE. Noah Kahan wants his story to be told, but this is the only place you can find it so DONT GO ANYWHERE ELSE!! And for the horny ppl (ur weird but i relate so I can't hate) there is smut in bold so if u wanna skip over u can. ITS TOTALLY ROMANCE BUT ITS ALSO NOT ROMANCE AND ITS FANFIC BC EVERYONE LOVES NOAH KAHANNNNNNNN!! YOU GOT ALL MY LOVEEEEEE (if yk yk) COMING SOON 🔜: THE TRUE STORY OF COLLEEN HOOVER AND TESS HOLIDAYS!!All Rights Reserved

badboy badboynextdoor delinquent feral funny ifykyk k5ever midwestern mild noah noahkahan retardedwriting spicy stickseasons stopbullying toothless youneverwouldhavethoughtofthistag yum👅

Table of contents

NOAHS DEEP DARK CHILDHOOD. part one
Fri, Feb 9, 2024

1 part

NOAHS DEEP DARK CHILDHOOD. part one
Fri, Feb 9, 2024

Sign up to add NOAH KAHAN: the REAL story of his devastating life. (It's funny I promise) to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Naruto: Copy System by Dragon155913

Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin's survival seems impossible.. Until it isn't!! [Ding! Replication System Activated!] [Daily Login Reward: Common Replication Card.] [Newbie Gift: Perfect Sage Body-Adamantine Sealing Chains-Four Symbols Seal] With the power to Copy any Ability-whether it's the Kekkei Genkai or Rinnegan or Forbidden jutsu-Shin begins his journey to dominate the Ninja World. [First task: Save Kushina and prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]

𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, kwon jae-sung by waltzing_hippo_toes

╔═════════╗ ❝𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄❞ ╚═════════╝ ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ 𝐲/𝐧'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐥'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐲 - 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲. ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ " 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥... " " 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮‚ 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝. " ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ 𝐂𝐎𝐁𝐑𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐍 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐈𝐗 - 𝐒𝐄𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐈 ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔦𝔣 𝔞 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔢: 𝖇𝖊 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖗 𝖇𝖊 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖉...

Lady of the Dark Mark | T.M.R by hxwarts24

❝ ah, but it was not tom riddle who made the dark mark. ❞ dumbledore's eyes fogged over, a memory of the once-smart and cunning student entering his mind as he stroked his white beard. ❝ then who did, sir? ❞ harry potter stared at the headmaster, dumbfounded. ❝ tom riddle's one and only love: ravena. athena ravena malfoy. lady of the dark mark. ❞ ────୨ৎ──── ↳ in which the first generation of the death eaters rise to power, and the malfoy twins choose the dark. one chooses to lead alongside the dark lord, while the other chooses to be a follower. ── .✦ tom riddle x oc ── .✦ dark academia, academic rivals to lovers, found family, slowburn. ── .✦ tom riddle era + first wizarding war era + marauder's era + golden trio era | second wizarding war era

Slytherin Boys Imagines by povsbyliz

Imagines and Oneshots from the Harry Potter Universe ✧₊⁺ Draco Malfoy, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Pansy Parkinson, Tom Riddle. The story features AI generated images (created by me). Take a real look into the world of Hogwarts while falling in love with the Slytherin Boys! 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘑.𝘒. 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘗𝘪𝘹𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 Gaetanob1992.

Arrange Temptation | MW by hoshivelous

BOOK #3 He's like a storm-unpredictable and dangerous. I knew he was a sick bastard when he smiled after I hit him the first time. Annoying and obsessive, that's what he is. I sensed it early on, but I didn't realize just how deep it ran until his obsession latched onto me. Until I became the center of his world. Until he started flashing that smug, crooked smile my way. But we can't... we're not supposed to be together. We're polar opposites-existing in the same world, but never meant to collide. Yet, he's ready to tear down everything for me. But it's not that simple. My brothers are monsters. They'll kill him. And still, he doesn't care. ---- Glasses perched on his nose, calm and collected. Exactly my type. I knew he was meant to be mine the moment our eyes locked, that intense gaze pulling me in. And I'll have him, no matter what it takes-by any means necessary, even if it costs me everything. I want to hold him in my arms, kiss him until neither of us can breathe. But why is it so hard? Why does the world push back so fiercely when it comes to him and me? I want him. And I will have him.

MAFIA_BROTHERS_[Season 1] by Messed_upSoul

"We're with you! Hyung!" The story is about the little girl who has 7 older brothers, honestly, 7 overprotective brothers!! In a heartwarming tale of family devotion, six brothers show what true love and loyalty mean as they each protect, nurture, and support their little sister through every challenge life throws her way. From childhood mischief to life's toughest trials, their bond is unbreakable, and their love for her knows no bounds This story is a celebration of sibling love-how it shapes us, strengthens us, and becomes the greatest gift of all. A journey of heart, humor, and heartfelt moments, it's a reminder that family isn't just about blood; it's about the unconditional love that ties us all together. Important notice~ This story contains Drama, fights,blood,love, smuts and 18+ content! So skip if you can't handle it! And This is totally a fictitious story and importantly THE BTS FANFIC! so Misbehave & abusive language against idols won't be tolerated! #attraction #billionaire #brothers #btsff #btsimagine #chilguzo #chimchim #hobi #jeonjungkook #jhope #jimin #jiminff #jk #junghoseok #jungkook #kimnamjoon #kimseokjin #kimtaehyung #love #minyoongi #parkjimin #rm #sugaff #tae

𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 • 𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙣 by delicatessss

A Maybank and A Cameron? It's almost like a modern Romeo and Juliet. It's forbidden for them to be together. Could be the end of the world. The stolen glances, the hidden feelings, the unspoken words, the secret meetings and the obvious hatred towards each other followed by constant conflicts and some hidden past that threatened them but there are always invisible strings tied and pulling them together no matter how hard the tides trying to pull and part them away from each other.

bed chem | drew starkey by starkeyswomen

IN WHICH, they'd have really good bed chem social media x real life

Enemy's wife 2 || JJK FF 21+(Daily Update) by catlookingman

"when three jeon caged their enemy's wife for revenge...." Jungkook- i say who you are? You are my enemy.. you are my enemy... Jk- beautiful and innocent face are more dangerous... Kookie- ghost is beautiful ... Jungkook x readers Jungkook FF Warning ⚠️🔞🔞 this book is mature, violence,dark Romance, blood, fighting, abusive language and many more if you are uncomfortable then you can leave this book..

𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃, 𝙄𝙣-𝙃𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙘 by seriouslymf_shutup

𐔌.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⋮ The 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩-𝙢𝙖𝙣 can't help but fall inlove with you .ᐟ ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 ────୨ৎ──── 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: this fanfic is a smut book so it will obviously include alot of mature content such as..; Sex, violence and brutal deaths ｡𖦹°‧ More details..── .✦ this series rightfully belongs to Netflix And This is an X reader btw..

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Naruto: Copy System cover

𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, kwon jae-sung cover

Lady of the Dark Mark | T.M.R cover

Slytherin Boys Imagines cover

Arrange Temptation | MW cover

MAFIA_BROTHERS_[Season 1] cover

𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 • 𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙣 cover

bed chem | drew starkey cover

Enemy's wife 2 || JJK FF 21+(Daily Update) cover

𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃, 𝙄𝙣-𝙃𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙘 cover

Naruto: Copy System

Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin's survival seems impossible.. Until it isn't!! [Ding! Replication System Activated!] [Daily Login Reward: Common Replication Card.] [Newbie Gift: Perfect Sage Body-Adamantine Sealing Chains-Four Symbols Seal] With the power to Copy any Ability-whether it's the Kekkei Genkai or Rinnegan or Forbidden jutsu-Shin begins his journey to dominate the Ninja World. [First task: Save Kushina and prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]