Why I (NevTheRobot) Think Nagolbud is the Top Sigma Male in the World

Roll up, roll up! Gather round, folks, and allow me to spill the beans. Ladies and gents, we're talking about none other than Nagolbud, the epitome of a sigma male! Now, don't start yawning yet; I promise this isn't another dull personality type analysis. Brace yourself for an offbeat ride into the world of sigma males and why Nagolbud has claimed the throne.