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To Short For This

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This story contains mentions of abuse, mental health issues, and strong language 
⚠️WARNING⚠️

Okay, so maybe climbing the aisle at Walmart wasn't the brightest idea, but when it lands you in the lap of a very handsome lad, falling and screeching like a goose might be worth it 

She is a very spunky woman. Short tempered and just as short physically 

He is a very reserved man standing at 6'5 . Surprisingly excellent at word puzzles 

These two meet in a very, totally not meet cute way

She needed a box on the top shelf. Is she going to ask for help? Hell no, she climbed up to get her damn cereal. while her rock climbing skills have yet to develop - she fell "gracefully" backward 

He just needed his cheerios. How was he supposed to know there were attractive women falling out of the sky?

Even better

She had a discount sticker stuck on her forehead 

He chuckled 

she blushed 

How wrong were they to think that this would be the last time they met. A few weeks later, they met in the library 

He scratches his neck

She rolls on the balls of her feet

She spoke softly

He hadn't quite caught what she said 

'I'm too short for this' 

She grumbled before asking louder

'Can I have your number?'

Lottie Knox and Luther Jones meet in a totally not meet cute way, follow along to see them navigate the ups and downs, and twists and turns of life.

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"You are kidding me, right?" I asked, narrowing my eyes. "Do I seem like I am kidding?" "No, you don't. But I also don't feel that I will listen to you." I said, giving him my infamous innocent smile Me!!! Clean his shoes?!! Who in the hell does he think he is?!! "You will. These shoes are limited edition pieces of one of the world's most expensive brands. Being the gentleman I am, I am not making you buy me a new one. I need you to clean it. Simple." "Do I look like I care? Oh..Look..my cup of care is empty." I said, motioning to the now empty coffee cup in my hands. He looked at me, then to my hands. Slowly, he nodded his head in understanding. Next thing I know, I am drenched in water, and he is closing the water bottle in his hands. I looked at him with my mouth agape. "You're right. I can see your cup of care is empty, but, seems like it is brimming with arrogance." With that, he walked away while I stood there thinking of a thousand torturous ways to kill him. Fantastic!! Just another addition to my list of paybacks. ------------------------------------- They two are nothing but mere strangers put together by the hands of fate, and they couldn't help but have to bear the unwanted presence of each other in their life, a little longer. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Sit back and enjoy, for this is going to be one hell of a ride ;) **************** Rated mature. *contains violence