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To Short For This

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Reads 147
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Parts 10
Time 57m

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This story contains mentions of abuse, mental health issues, and strong language 
⚠️WARNING⚠️

Okay, so maybe climbing the aisle at Walmart wasn't the brightest idea, but when it lands you in the lap of a very handsome lad, falling and screeching like a goose might be worth it 

She is a very spunky woman. Short tempered and just as short physically 

He is a very reserved man standing at 6'5 . Surprisingly excellent at word puzzles 

These two meet in a very, totally not meet cute way

She needed a box on the top shelf. Is she going to ask for help? Hell no, she climbed up to get her damn cereal. while her rock climbing skills have yet to develop - she fell "gracefully" backward 

He just needed his cheerios. How was he supposed to know there were attractive women falling out of the sky?

Even better

She had a discount sticker stuck on her forehead 

He chuckled 

she blushed 

How wrong were they to think that this would be the last time they met. A few weeks later, they met in the library 

He scratches his neck

She rolls on the balls of her feet

She spoke softly

He hadn't quite caught what she said 

'I'm too short for this' 

She grumbled before asking louder

'Can I have your number?'

Lottie Knox and Luther Jones meet in a totally not meet cute way, follow along to see them navigate the ups and downs, and twists and turns of life.

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