I hate malk
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Last published Wed, Apr 1, 2015
Sarah: hey Allie anything to drink?
Allie: yea in the fridge.
Sarah: hey Nikki can u pour me a glass of malk?
Nikki: I can get you some milk not malk.
Allie: right like 2%
Sarah: yea like whole malk.
Nikki: no no no say milkshake.
Sarah: milkshake.
Nikki: ok now say milk.
Sarah: malk.
Nikki: * face palm * are you hearing this?
Allie: yea the dude wants a glass of mulk.
Nikki: mulk?!
Allie: just give her the freaking mulk Nikki!
Nikki: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Sarah: we r all saying malk Nikki
Allie: mulk mulk mulk
Sarah: maaaaalk maaaaalk maaaaalk
Allie: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuulk
Nikki: shut up shut up * pulls gun out *
* both of them do as well *
Allie: don't do it Nikki don't do it.
Nikki: your going to shoot me if I shoot myself?!
Sarah: don't do it Nikki don't please your hand is like a sister to Me ur hand is like a sister to me!!!!!! Waaaaaa
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