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I hate malk

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Sarah: hey Allie anything to drink?

Allie: yea in the fridge.

Sarah: hey Nikki can u pour me a glass of malk? 

Nikki: I can get you some milk not malk. 

Allie: right like 2% 

Sarah: yea like whole malk.

Nikki: no no no say milkshake. 

Sarah: milkshake.

Nikki: ok now say milk. 

Sarah: malk. 

Nikki: * face palm * are you hearing this? 

Allie: yea the dude wants a glass of mulk. 

Nikki: mulk?! 

Allie: just give her the freaking mulk Nikki!


Nikki: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Sarah: we r all saying malk Nikki

Allie: mulk mulk mulk 

Sarah: maaaaalk maaaaalk maaaaalk 

Allie: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuulk

Nikki: shut up shut up * pulls gun out *      

* both of them do as well * 

Allie: don't do it Nikki don't do it. 

Nikki: your going to shoot me if I shoot myself?!

Sarah: don't do it Nikki don't please your hand is like  a sister to Me ur hand is like a sister to me!!!!!! WaaaaaaAll Rights Reserved

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