I hate malk

Sarah: hey Allie anything to drink?

Allie: yea in the fridge.

Sarah: hey Nikki can u pour me a glass of malk?

Nikki: I can get you some milk not malk.

Allie: right like 2%

Sarah: yea like whole malk.

Nikki: no no no say milkshake.

Sarah: milkshake.

Nikki: ok now say milk.

Sarah: malk.

Nikki: * face palm * are you hearing this?

Allie: yea the dude wants a glass of mulk.

Nikki: mulk?!

Allie: just give her the freaking mulk Nikki!

Nikki: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Sarah: we r all saying malk Nikki

Allie: mulk mulk mulk

Sarah: maaaaalk maaaaalk maaaaalk

Allie: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuulk

Nikki: shut up shut up * pulls gun out *

* both of them do as well *

Allie: don't do it Nikki don't do it.

Nikki: your going to shoot me if I shoot myself?!

Sarah: don't do it Nikki don't please your hand is like a sister to Me ur hand is like a sister to me!!!!!! Waaaaaa