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Deadass & Jackass

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"When all goes to shit, maybe the dead have the solution."

Necromancer Jey Jinxx doesn't know anything outside of the circus. After escaping, they can't stop going in the same circle over and over again. They resort to the only thing they've been known for all their life―raising the dead―in the hopes whatever or whoever's soul they bring back can help them escape the ungodly place they used to call home and its cursed land.All Rights Reserved

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Death's Shadow, Life's Thread by KT_Threadweaver

For years, the city has feared magic, but The Cleansing's killing spree against magicals ignited full-scale unrest. Though Zara, a necromancer, and Kage, a shadow-wielding detective, stopped him, The Cleansing became a martyr, fueling the rise of the Sovereign Order, a group bent on erasing magicals. As tensions rise, a new horror emerges-people found drained of life, their blood drawn from their bodies. The city fears Bloodspawn, but when Kage and Zara track him down, they find Malrick, a terrified orphan with rare Bloodborn magic-a power feared even among magicals. He never meant to kill, but without control, he's dangerous. And the Sovereign Order wants him dead. Determined to help him master his power, Zara and Kage take Malrick in, but as more magicals vanish and the Order tightens its grip, they must ask: Can Malrick be saved, or will his magic ignite a war? A story of magic, redemption, and found family, Death's Shadow, Life's Thread explores the fine line between destruction and salvation-and what it truly means to be feared.

Nobody Rides For Free (Volume 1) by GraysonLeBeau

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A Jester's Guide: To Not Dying on Opening Night (Vol. 1) by sashafart_

Anemone Hollister was never meant to be a jester. She was a quiet, ordinary girl-until a forced marriage turned her life into a cage, and a brick to the face turned her death into a joke. Now she wakes up in another world, face covered and heart still aching, inside the twisted tents of the Cirque du Crevé-Cœur-a blood-soaked carnival of eternal performance where survival is the final act. To leave, she must survive three full years without dying. If she fails, she resets to the beginning of the year. If she fails in the final year... she stays forever. Her partner in suffering? Noive-a stitched-together body formed from two enemies who died the same day as her. They have no neck, a floating head, and just one rule: don't fall apart. The first year is the hardest. The circus feeds on fear. The Ringmaster watches everything. And the audience? They're hungry.

The Risks by EmJayRey

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To Burn the World for You by Lecheesw

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Death's Shadow, Life's Thread

For years, the city has feared magic, but The Cleansing's killing spree against magicals ignited full-scale unrest. Though Zara, a necromancer, and Kage, a shadow-wielding detective, stopped him, The Cleansing became a martyr, fueling the rise of the Sovereign Order, a group bent on erasing magicals. As tensions rise, a new horror emerges-people found drained of life, their blood drawn from their bodies. The city fears Bloodspawn, but when Kage and Zara track him down, they find Malrick, a terrified orphan with rare Bloodborn magic-a power feared even among magicals. He never meant to kill, but without control, he's dangerous. And the Sovereign Order wants him dead. Determined to help him master his power, Zara and Kage take Malrick in, but as more magicals vanish and the Order tightens its grip, they must ask: Can Malrick be saved, or will his magic ignite a war? A story of magic, redemption, and found family, Death's Shadow, Life's Thread explores the fine line between destruction and salvation-and what it truly means to be feared.