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Deadass & Jackass

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"When all goes to shit, maybe the dead have the solution."

Necromancer Jey Jinxx doesn't know anything outside of the circus. After escaping, they can't stop going in the same circle over and over again. They resort to the only thing they've been known for all their life―raising the dead―in the hopes whatever or whoever's soul they bring back can help them escape the ungodly place they used to call home and its cursed land.All Rights Reserved

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To Catch A Dream by RainyVenus_

"When you're down, run off and join a circus." they say. But this circus has secrets that violate the strings of life- ✴︎✴︎✴︎ "We can dance until we die." Katy Perry Cameron Oliver Beaumont was raised with a life of luxury and privilege. Given a silver spoon and forced to endure and live out the life his parents pre-planned for him, but at nineteen-years-old he rejects it all and turns his back on his parents to join a circus on wheels. There, he meets Samira Ruby Brooks, a woman shrouded in mystery whose past is almost as dark as the shadows of the opaque circus. Despite her warnings and pleadings for him to leave, Cameron is determined to uncover the truth and free her from the clutches of her cruel captors. Uncover the secrets of the circus and explore the depths of love and loss in the gripping story of courage and redemption. ✴︎✴︎✴︎ "You've already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now." Melanie Martinez RATINGS: #3 youngerguy | 4.28.24

My Past is not Today| (Work in Progress) by Fanficpsychofreak

Serafina is a child who is dead and is living in the afterlife in a place called Ani Creek where children go to experience a life of their own since they never had a chance to live and grow up in the big world. Every child have knowledge of how they died and what their purpose is when they reach the afterlife...every child except Serafina. She doesn't know how she died and doesn't know what her destiny is in the afterlife. She starts to think she wasn't meant to die yet and should be given a second chance of living in the big world. But what happens when she accidentally discovers something about her past that changes her mindset and brings new questions to keep in mind. * Was someone keeping her past life a secret? Will she ever know how she died? And the most important question of all, Will knowing her past life help her to uncover what her purpose is in Ani Creek?

To Be A Monster [COMPLETED] by RavenMoonspark

When Prince Zackai comes to his coronation, his home is brutally attacked. He is forced to flee his home, or he would likely have been killed. But that's exactly what Victoria, a High Warlock, wants him to do. So, she hunts him down and curses him, inflicting him with a dark spell that ensures that he is forced to become a monster. But that's not all. Each time he becomes this monstrous beast form, Zackai becomes more feral. And each time he dies in that beast form, he returns from death as a much more feral and less humane. Zackai is trapped in this curse, and the only one who can help him is another Dark Fae, like him, a girl called Eilex. But when they meet, things go very wrong. And now, Zackai and Eilex need to figure out how to help each other, despite the growing love between them. They're falling for each other, and it seems that Victoria knew that. So, now she's hunting Eilex, too. But Zackai won't let anything happen to Eilex. Or will he?

Alive by teacup_s

≫ ──── ≪•◦ ✦ ◦•≫ ──── ≪ │ Surviving The End _______________________________________ │Cast aside by a world that mistook her for infected, Aisha now sees the crumbling of humanity's reign over their miserable world. It's time for something new, something stronger. Something deadlier. │ The world has descended into chaos. Aisha wakes, disoriented and... surprisingly alive. Or at least, something close to it. She quickly learns that humanity is no longer alone-creatures have mutated far beyond recognition, and she is no exception... _______________________________________ │Follow the journey of Aisha as she becomes a survivor in a dead world.

The Heartless One by -daddysan-

After getting basically kicked out of the city, after pissing on his ex-friend's sandwich and shoving it down his throat, killing him, Anti and Light start to search for a place to stay the night. Along the way, they find a circus. After the show Anti planned to leave right away with Light, until an 'accident' happened. Having to pay up for his actions and anger, Anti and Light are staying for a while. After a while Anti finds someone, that was able to steal his heart, but the problem is. The guy that did it, literally doesn't have a heart. Better go find one. Warning: A lot of swearing. Art Credit: http://maskman626.deviantart.com/

Post Plague Kidnapping - Published! by vblawnola

It's been five years since the plague struck. Leah knows there are other survivors, but she's avoiding them. She is doing just fine on her own. Surviving after everyone she knew died has made her physically strong and honed her intelligence, but she is emotionally devastated. There is nothing to fear if you don't make yourself emotionally vulnerable. James has spent the last five years helping to build up a colony of survivors. He believes in the small town they have populated and its mission to save humanity from extinction. He and his small team of men find scattered people and bring them in. Over the last two centuries, women have fought for and won more and more rights, gaining equality with men. Society, law, and technology bolsters and enforces these rights, but now they are gone. Women's equality with men is over. There are just too few of them. They aren't lesser but greater, more important, more valuable than men. Men are expendable. Men can stay outside alone if they like, but all women must be brought inside the safety of the Colony and properly taken care of. James has been searching the area Leah lives in. Her time of solitude is up. Leah sparks something in James he's never felt before. He's not letting this one get away, certainly not twice. Warning: Contains sex, some violence, occasional foul language, and adult issues. Genre: Science Fiction, Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Dark romance Length: 84,468 words This book has been published on Amazon. The first ten chapters will be updated to what you get in the published novel and will remain here, so you can try before you buy.

What Lasts in Us by monstrousbeauty

**COMPLETED** Several years after the world succumbed to a deadly strain of measles that turned those infected into crazed, mindless cannibals, Charlotte wanders the backroads alone, content with surviving day-to-day. That is until she crosses paths with Nate and his daughter, Emmi. Emmi is not and cannot be vaccinated against the disease, so the only way to protect her and give her some kind of life is to reunite her with her estranged mother in a quarantine zone on the other side of the country. Charlotte wants nothing to do with Nate or the girl who looks like her dead sister. She does not want to go through the grief of losing people again if something bad was to happen. And something bad does happen when Emmi is kidnapped, and it is no one's fault but Charlotte's. Through this obligation alone, Charlotte feels like it is her responsibility to get Emmi back, to right her wrong. In helping Nate pursue his kidnapped daughter, Charlotte inadvertently allows herself to feel again, to care for those other than herself. But with the clock ticking, Charlotte's new found family may just end up like her own, dead and destroyed, if Emmi is exposed to the disease that her father tried so hard to protect her from.

A Jester's Guide: To Not Dying on Opening Night (Vol. 1) by sashafart_

Anemone Hollister was never meant to be a jester. She was a quiet, ordinary girl-until a forced marriage turned her life into a cage, and a brick to the face turned her death into a joke. Now she wakes up in another world, face covered and heart still aching, inside the twisted tents of the Cirque du Crevé-Cœur-a blood-soaked carnival of eternal performance where survival is the final act. To leave, she must survive three full years without dying. If she fails, she resets to the beginning of the year. If she fails in the final year... she stays forever. Her partner in suffering? Noive-a stitched-together body formed from two enemies who died the same day as her. They have no neck, a floating head, and just one rule: don't fall apart. The first year is the hardest. The circus feeds on fear. The Ringmaster watches everything. And the audience? They're hungry.

Ghost of You | ✔ by theGhoulBoys_

"I'm not the one who can see ghosts" "I'm not the one who is a ghost" "That was actually really hurtful" "Aww I'm sorry, wait I don't actually care" "You're so mean- do it more" 《|》《|》《|》《|》 In which a girl has the ability to see the tortured soul of a sarcastic 19 year old from 1865. He's charming, incredible hot, has seen decades fly by and managed to keep up to date with today's news. Just one problem, he's dead and currently loves to annoy the hell the only person that can see, hear and sort of touch him. But more on that later ;) Copyright @tavanalee No Rights Reserved 2018 Highest Rankings: 《 N°6 ChickLit 《 N° 56 Romance 《 N° 9 Paranormal 《 N° 8 Teen Fiction 《 N° 10 Humour Cover Design by @newsies-

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To Catch A Dream

"When you're down, run off and join a circus." they say. But this circus has secrets that violate the strings of life- ✴︎✴︎✴︎ "We can dance until we die." Katy Perry Cameron Oliver Beaumont was raised with a life of luxury and privilege. Given a silver spoon and forced to endure and live out the life his parents pre-planned for him, but at nineteen-years-old he rejects it all and turns his back on his parents to join a circus on wheels. There, he meets Samira Ruby Brooks, a woman shrouded in mystery whose past is almost as dark as the shadows of the opaque circus. Despite her warnings and pleadings for him to leave, Cameron is determined to uncover the truth and free her from the clutches of her cruel captors. Uncover the secrets of the circus and explore the depths of love and loss in the gripping story of courage and redemption. ✴︎✴︎✴︎ "You've already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now." Melanie Martinez RATINGS: #3 youngerguy | 4.28.24