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Deadass & Jackass

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Reads 37
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Parts 5
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"When all goes to shit, maybe the dead have the solution."

Necromancer Jey Jinxx doesn't know anything outside of the circus. After escaping, they can't stop going in the same circle over and over again. They resort to the only thing they've been known for all their life―raising the dead―in the hopes whatever or whoever's soul they bring back can help them escape the ungodly place they used to call home and its cursed land.All Rights Reserved

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The Boss Is Dead by sadhvipharasi

All Sarah wanted was a cry in private after her wedding was called off. Instead, she finds her co-worker rising from the bathroom stall - with an insatiable hunger for human flesh. ~~~ Sarah had locked herself in the office bathroom, sobbing after her fiancé, Mark called off the wedding. Through her tears, she heard strange groans coming from the next stall. "Ugh, someone has food poisoning," she thought. But when the stall door swung open, the slouched figure that emerged was not sick-it was dead, with lifeless eyes and decaying flesh. Sarah opened her mouth to scream just as the infected co-worker lunged at her. She was trapped, as the entire office went into lockdown due to a zombie outbreak. There would be no easy escape from the horror that was breaking out in Manhattan.

The Heartless One by -daddysan-

After getting basically kicked out of the city, after pissing on his ex-friend's sandwich and shoving it down his throat, killing him, Anti and Light start to search for a place to stay the night. Along the way, they find a circus. After the show Anti planned to leave right away with Light, until an 'accident' happened. Having to pay up for his actions and anger, Anti and Light are staying for a while. After a while Anti finds someone, that was able to steal his heart, but the problem is. The guy that did it, literally doesn't have a heart. Better go find one. Warning: A lot of swearing. Art Credit: http://maskman626.deviantart.com/

The Risks by EmJayRey

*****THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MASSIVE REWRITE - FINAL WORK IS CURRENTLY BEING POSTED AS A NEW STORY ON MY PAGE - UPDATES SPORADIC ***** "You can't tell me there isn't something here worth risking everything for." [New Adult Apocalyptic Romance] Summary: Most of the population is dead, some have turned into vicious, crazed creatures who want nothing more than to eat you, and a small percentage are left to try to survive. Nothing is the way it was. With not much more than a pistol and a vague idea of what she's doing, Claire Harrington ventures out into this new, unforgiving world with only one real goal: to keep her younger sister safe. The odds are against her, until she runs into Parker and finds herself reluctantly accepting his offer to help. Trust is a fragile thing. Humanity is a construct. Love is a weakness. But these are the thoughts of a survivor, and she's beginning to wonder if surviving is all she wants. Maybe she wants to live. Past and current ranks: #3 in dystopian 9.28.21 #1 in love 7.25.22 #1 in angst 7.25.22 #1 in virus 8.8.21 #1 in infected 3.22.22 #1 in zombieoutbreak 2.14.22 #1 in zombieapocalypse 6.12.20 #1 in apocalypse 3.27.20 #1 in zombies 7.26.20 #1 in survival 12.27.19 Mature warning for the following: violence, language and sexual content Trigger warnings noted at beginning of associated chapters Banners by Alyssa_Evangeline I do not own the rights to any of the images, all credit goes to the original owners.

WITHIN by Jdemaine

I wished to live my life as normally as possible (I even made sure I did) I told no one of what I was (Only family and friends knew) But, that's fine with me, maybe in someway only they should know. But, my secret must help others (You could almost say it has to) He stood before me....A mess in more ways than one. Lost and beyond repair. A soul of unrest. What help, could I be him? What help could I be to to any one? I have within me something unnatural.

Murder Management by TZOmniverse

... Time for another one, I guess. As you can see, it's another story, another world for Zero tor travel around and flex his superiori- Wait no? NEVERMIND. Zero is here on babysitting duty- No I mean, he's bonding. Ah, he's here with his beloved daughter. An adventure between father and daughter? What could possibly go wrong!? Certainly not a bloodbath triggered by her crippling anxiety and homicidal tenancies!... Zero: Fuck off ... You've gone and jinxed it you asshole. You shouldn't be here bro 🗿...

The Freakshow Massacre by -livingd3adgirl-

There was no way to save the dead; only to seek revenge. And even then, the dead would remain dead. Five teenager friends are visiting an amusement park to celebrate the beginning of their holidays. When they arrive there, the amusement park is nowhere to be seen. There's just an abandoned old circus which is full of psychopathic, freakish clowns who want to torture and kill them. And so the friends take every risk they can to escape. Cover credits: @l3sbianaf - thank you so much!!!!! 1st place in the 2019 Constellation Awards, horror 2nd place in the 2019 Golden Awards, horror #blossomingawards

Centuries Revenge (World Collisions) [#3] by TheNightStoryTeller

All was looking down for any and everyone as the field was covered in blood and corpses. There was only one person who fix it all, but would they?

World War Z (Gerry x reader) by sognatadocchiaperti

I do NOT own anything from World War Z, this is only a fanfiction. All rights go to the creators! Gerry x reader - Gerry is not married with kids. Yn and Gerry crashes into each other during the first struggle in Newark. Then stick together to get to safety. Yn join him and Dr. Fassbach to find a solution. I hope you enjoy! Remember to vote and comment if you do, to let me know. #1 - savetheworld (February 2025) #4 - zombie (February 2025)

Circus of the Beast by ElephantSuns

Keelia Adams grew up in a wealthy family with a beautiful mother, a kind father, and two elder sisters. Then, one night, disaster strikes! Left with no choice but to abandon her home, Keelia must hide from the villains that killed her family. In a desperate attempt to escape, Keelia trespasses on a grand and magical circus. For punishment of her trespass, Keelia must replace the missing tightrope walker and become part of the show. But what about this mysterious Ring Master? Is it true that he holds a curse that affects everyone within the circus? And will Keelia be able to help him lift that curse with her kind and gentle heart? But, who could ever learn to love a beast? Copyright © 2013

.The Living Cure Or Living Curse. by ChrisWolfblood

This world of ours was ready for anything........ Anything except for fiction to turn reality.... If you wanna live you better know how to fight and run from hoards of people........ Undead people....... Yeah, zombies are a real thing now for 3 years. I lost everything I cared about and now I'm alone in this world.... Alone.... Until I met them..... Mostly her. (G!P Y/N so yeah, don't read if you don't wanna, it will not serve real purpose in the story to know this but still warning you) (This is an old story, don't expect my current writing skills in them lol)

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The Boss Is Dead

All Sarah wanted was a cry in private after her wedding was called off. Instead, she finds her co-worker rising from the bathroom stall - with an insatiable hunger for human flesh. ~~~ Sarah had locked herself in the office bathroom, sobbing after her fiancé, Mark called off the wedding. Through her tears, she heard strange groans coming from the next stall. "Ugh, someone has food poisoning," she thought. But when the stall door swung open, the slouched figure that emerged was not sick-it was dead, with lifeless eyes and decaying flesh. Sarah opened her mouth to scream just as the infected co-worker lunged at her. She was trapped, as the entire office went into lockdown due to a zombie outbreak. There would be no easy escape from the horror that was breaking out in Manhattan.