Cinderella Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass

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Reads 93
Votes 11
Parts 8
Time 27m

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Tired of being mistreated by her father's widow and step sisters, Cinderella wakes up one day and no longer gives a rat's ass. With the help of her trusty friends, she plots to take back what's hers. 

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