Here there be dragon clichés...
CharlesMoffat
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  • LECTURAS 176
  • Votos 83
  • Partes 14
  • Hora 32m
CharlesMoffat
Concluida, Has publicado feb 14, 2024
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COMEDIC FANTASY - Two warriors, Harold and Malcolm, are masquerading as knights and dragonslayers, when they are really just glorified thieves dressed in armour. One day they get the crazy idea that they should become real dragonslayers...

WARNING - This story contains a lot of literary clichés... Plus some mature content.
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