The Weirdest Ideas An American Has Ever Had
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MatureOngoing8m
Last published Fri, Jul 17, 2026
Now, the U.S.A has a ton of crazy ideas, and this book is FULL of them. So... personal diary? Definitely! You can always count on the U.S to say some weird ass shit! ¡Warning! (The events may or may not be historically accurate)-(Mexican Abuse/jk)-(inappropriate and offensive comments)-(Ships you may or may not like)-(This will be slow to update, sorry)-(Me and my crazy self!)
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