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Sandwhisperer

Reads 61
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Parts 18
Time 2h 38m

Reads 61
Votes 15
Parts 18
Time 2h 38m

In a world where orcs wear the crown and humans barely scrape by, Leana's mission to rescue her brother from the orcish grip turns into an absurd buddy comedy. Teaming up with a half-orc who's more sensitive than a sunburnt troll and an elf who's forgotten more about magic than most will ever know, they're set to flip Bravia's grim reality on its head. Can this ragtag trio outsmart their brutish overlords, or will their quest end as a footnote in the orcs' rule? "Sandwhisperer: An Unlikely Tale" is where dystopia meets slapstick - because if you're going to challenge tyranny, you might as well have a laugh.All Rights Reserved

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