★ ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ - Deadpool reader ★

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Winnie Wilson..

a complicated young teen whom was shunned and thrown away as a child. After the GDA took her in for testing, she gained the power of resurgence, and became a little bit of an asshole.

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"Oh you got your big guns yeah bud!?" You sassed at the man dressed up as a cute little elephant (might I add).

"SHUT IT YOU PRICK!" The elephant screams.

"Yeah well, what's your name!?" You yell back from across the burger restaurants parking lot.

"Can you stop being an asshole and get this over with already." You hear immortal groan in your ear piece. You were supposed to be fighting a bunch of aliens, but got stuck with a man playing dress up, so it's only natural you'd be a giant dickwad about the situation.

"Shh, we don't wanna hear it minor lover!" You roll your eyes under your mask.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! WILSON WHEN YOU GET BACK IM GOING TO-"

You rip the ear piece out throwing it aside to get ran over by a random car. Pulling down your mask you zone back into the fluffy cute elephant throwing metal benches at civilians just trying to eat their food.

"NONE OF YOU WOULD EAT A DOG! WHY IS A COW ANY DIFFERENT." He yells pointing at everyone. "IF I CAN SURVIVE ON A ALL PLANT DIET, SO. CAN. YO-" his 'evil monologue' gets cut off by an ice cream cone being thrown at his face.

The elephant turns to see you giggling with some ten year old.

"BOOYAH!!!" You yell.

"Thanks for the cone kid," reaching into your suit pocket, you hand him a fifty dollar bill. "Go buy yourself something nice"

"Hey! You assho-"

"Zip it fluffy, I'm about to do to you, what limpbizkit did to music, in the nineties." You say reaching behind your back for both of your katanas.

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