The Dragons Call

Blair-Jean's reputation has reached legendary levels among the servants by the time Thor was banished to Midgard. I mean, this girl spends 20-30 years sassing the crown prince around like there's no tomorrow and she never gets sacked for some reason. She sasses the warriors three and the Lady Sif like they're tavern buddies (which they are) and she apparently teaching Thor poetry and is best friends with Loki in all moments she's not training to be a physician.

It must've been a miracle for everyone who knew Thor before/after Blair-Jean tripped into Asgard. Like "Hmm, ok, the prince is a bit of a cunt, but what do expect from someone raised by Odin, and he also has a fuck tone of responsibilities so we can give him a bit of leeway." And then he gets this sevant and suddenly all the shit Thor directs at everyone is laser focused on this one guy, who not only takes it but fires back at the speed of light. This has never happened to Thor before. Wtf is he supposed to do? How do you control someone who will make you eat rat stew if you make her do her fucking job? You can't fire her because you kinda like that she tells you to eat shit every other day, but you also can't just let her do whatever she wants. He can't get over what the court must have thought seeing their somewhat dignified prince lose his goddamn mind bellowing after an idiot serving girl that refuses to go hunting on the basis she doesn't feel like it.