My lil pimp
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Last published Wed, Apr 17, 2024
His mind was flooded with thoughts. 'What will they look like?' 'More like me or him?' 'Will they be healthy?' 'How much of a bitch will birth be?' 'Will I be able to continue work?' 'What will the others say?' Val gulped at the most terrifying thought of them all.
'What will Vox think?'
(Warning, I write when I have inspiration. There is no fucking schedule-)
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