I'm March, And You're Mine! | KTH FF

Wish to run away from your problems like your unsatisfied wife or pressurising father? Or your annoying boss who can't seem to care enough to give your rightfully earned money?
We all know that sometimes you just want to run away.
And that's when you call us.
The getaway hotline is always online!
[We only serve on Business days.]
Affordable,
[refunds and returns not supported, d'you know how long it takes to f*cking prepare this sh*t?!]
And as always, seemless.
[batteries not included.]
The Piss Yellow van awaits your call!
[we must clearify, we do not own every piss coloured van.]
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"I f*cking love you bro..." she says, out of breath from all of the running.

And I almost dislocated my cervical spine while turning to look back at her.
"W-Well... I..."

... f*cking love you too."

:Take me out tonight
Cuz I want to see people and I want to see light
Driving in your car
Oh please don't drop me home
Because I have got one, anymore...
And if a double decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die:

[This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination, or are used fictiously.]

⚠️ TW: Foul Language.

"Because... F*ck the governement??"