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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC" Fuck this shit is fucking funny bitch cunt bitch slut blowjob test dick penisAll Rights Reserved

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"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

I Sold My Virginity by ChocolateLoves2

Valentina Matrix sold her virginity to the highest bidder. "She's twenty four and she's never been touched" the announcer yelled to the crowd out men. There were more old then young people in the crowd but I can barely. There's a stage light on me showing me off to everyone. "One thousand" one man said. One thousand is not going to pay for my mothers medical bills. "10 thousand" another yelled. No sir. "100 thousand" another man yelled. They were arguing with each other until one man said. "250 thousand!" He shouted. I tried to look in shock at this rich man who said it but I couldn't see him. "10 million" another person yelled. "Oh my gosh" I said to myself. "Going once, going twice, SOLD!" I sit in a room waiting to meet this mysterious man with so much money to loose. He walks in and he is the most amazing creature I've ever seen, he sits down at the table across from me and speaks. "Valentina, it's nice to meet you" "And it's nice to meet you" I said calmly. It's always nice to meet the man who will take for virginity. **All rights reserved. All of my stories are created from my imagination. My stories can't be used or recreated in ANY way. They are not to be distributed, rewritten, reposted, or copied in ANY way, shape or form.** Enjoy. #20 -Romance (3-26-19) #2- Drama (7-4-19)

Shooting Star by Mangle_is_dead

this is boyxboy so if you're not comfortable with that, it's cool. just saying that so you'll know. Suicidal shit be happening in here my dudes and dudetts. Haha, theres smut y'all. I can write that shit, but it's terrible and there will be fluff. and maybe a bit of sexual flirting...Also, I REFUSE to call William 'Vincent' and there will be NO Jeremike. ew. ---------------- Okay, so maybe Will wasnt thinking when he took that bet. He could handle it, right? He never loses bets. never. He'd win Scott over in no time. This was going to be too easy. Except if one thing goes wrong. Which it wont....right? Mike pointed to the guy with black hair and glasses. "Hm..how about him?" He asked. Will scoffed. "What? Scott? Please, I could win him over in no time!" William boasts. Mike raised an eyebrow. "Wanna bet? By the end of this month, if he falls for you, I'll give you 50 bucks." Will looked at Scott, who was sober, and helping Jeremy stay away from the drunk people. He looked back at Mike. "Deal."

Cassiopea's School for the Gifted by artsykid04

In a world where magical creatures and humans intermix, there are two types of magic and two types of people. Dark magic and light magic. Good people and evil people. Our main character is going to learn that your powers do not define who you are as a person. Arion Griffin lives in a society where people with light magic are 'good' and people with dark magic are 'bad'. He comes from a long line of dark magic. Unfortunately, this causes many problems for his social life since his family's reputation precedes him and makes it so no one will talk with him. He is worried it will make his greatest fear come true. He is terrified he is on the path to becoming evil like his parents. Then, one day at school he gets an invitation from Cassiopeia's School for the Gifted. Sure he's heard of it, but only in rumors. The school is just for magical creatures to learn more about themselves and their history. It was made over three hundred years ago and still run by a fairy named Cassiopea and her daughter Cassia. Arion is excited to go because his parents refuse to teach him anything about other magical creatures other than dark magic. They believe it is irrelevant for him to know because they think he will take over the world one day. And why should a leader know anything about his subjects? Arion convinces his parents that if he goes to the school he can do recon on the other magical people so he can learn about them and make it easier for him to take over. With no friends, no siblings, and a very negative outlook on life, he heads to Cassiopeia's School for the Gifted. He makes friends and learns that just because he has dark magic, doesn't mean he is evil. *Idk if this is actually a good story but I had a lot of fun writing it! :) *This story has been edited

TAKEN ✔ by AvaCross122

The huge man carried me down to the ground floor, since apparently I still wasn't trusted to have the ankle chains taken off. We arrived in a big room with polished floorboards, leather seats, small coffee tables and black duck tape forming a line in the centre of the room. At the line where girls, some a bit older than me and some way older than me. The youngest one I could pick out was a blonde haired girl around 18, and the eldest in her early 30's. I was kicking against the huge man as much as the chains would let me, but he just dropped me to the ground in the line. I quickly got up, and looked at the occupants in the leather chairs. They were all men in business suites with glasses of beer. "Alright, first one up is this girl," the big man pointed at me, and my stomach twisted with disgust. "£150,000" I heard someone yell. "250,000" Another one said. "£300,000!" "Come on guys, the boss wants more than that!" The big man said with a smile. "I'll give you £600,000," said a cold voice from the back of the room. Everyone looked up in surprise at a man in his mid 20's who walked down the room to me. "3...2...1... sold!" ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ Completed ✔

Creature (Minecraft YouTuber AU) by enchantedreadshere

As the trees and its land slowly burn down by he deadly purple acid, a man that was watching from afar shivered at this sight. This has been going on for ages, and the creature hasn't been stopped. If they didn't stop the thing on time, everything they knew, everything they have ever known. Every building ever created, every world that has been generated, would be gone. The man looked towards his companion, or was he, his companion? His friend has been acting a bit strange, acting anything but not himself. The man took a deep breath and sighed. He looked towards the man with a stern face, gripping onto his iron sword. "Are you sure, you aren't, It?" His friend looked back at him, and chuckled coldly in response. "You know me, buddy, I wouldn't let It get to me." On the next day, the man's friend was gone. So was the other. *Narrating will get better the more you read* *COMPLETE* (YouTubers au, based on the actual ******** world. More and more YouTubers will appear, some will get mentioned, some will appear once, and some will not, and if you're a youtuber reading this, please don't read this cause uhhh, it's not good. There will be no cursing in this! So don't expect any curses. Please do not take this seriously. Only used to entertain fans.) Story cover by my very good friend in real life @zerinieee

Who Are You? by AMonstersParadise

*UNDER MAJOR EDITING* PLEASE DON'T READ! IT'S HORRIBLE! I'm trying to fix it. all my life I tried to act to bigger than what I was, never really worked. so I moved to the next thing,my sarcasm. life got better but my brother warned me to watch what I say before I say something to the wrong person. Me being 5 foot, I didn't listen. so when I smashed into a brick wall and seen cold gray eyes staring into my soul my mouth opened on its own. " jesus Christ kid watch it. what even are you?" he stared at me and I opened my fat ass mouth " my next daddy I hope" He glared into my soul as I just registered what I just said " oh fuck my biscuit, SORRY DADDY GOTTA BLAST" as i run past him and into my bakery.

𝕳𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖘, 𝕳𝖚𝖍 by Strawbeary-Loaf

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Thug's want love too by MeiliTrap

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"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.