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Killing Edward Cullen

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Twilight documented the beautiful love story that changed so many young people's lives. Little did they know, however, that every page the young readers ravenously consumed, there hid the Badass, fantastic vampire hunter, Buff. Yes, he was there when they first met, hidden in the fridge where they keep the preserved frogs. He was there when they shared their first kiss, observing them from Bella's closet. He was there at prom floating about between the bits of pineapple in the punch bowl. Hormones spill off the very pages and tears of fangirls short out keyboards everywhere as we butcher this beloved romance novel.All Rights Reserved

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Bella Swan is a closed off, stubborn eighteen year old struggling to heal from resurfacing childhood memories. She is determined to refuse help from anyone, but when she is finally opened up by Forks High School's mysterious outcast and her best friends brother, Edward Cullen, she finds herself in serious trouble. "You don't get to decide who lives and who dies. That's playing god. It isn't right." Trigger warnings at the top of chapters (NSFW/violence/etc.) *I do not own Twilight. All credit goes to Stephanie Meyer.* [Started April 8th 2020] (Chapters are each 2000-5000 words)

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