Achtung, Elch!

Uhm... I have no plan for this. But let me start by introducing myself. Well hello there, I'm [REDACTED] from [REDACTED], England, United Kingdom. I am [REDACTED] years old and I'm currently a student. I've been described as many things, strange, quirky, idiotic - but you can call me Haddock. Introductions over, lets begin!

This will contain my thoughts, you probably won't want to read this. I recommend you leave, you've been warned.

I accept no liability. For anything. None.