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Flat Coheeh

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Reads 294
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Parts 30
Time 55m

TdoesWRITING666

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There once was a guy named Coheeh. If you're wondering why his name sounds so stupid, it's because he's flat. In fact, his whole world is flat, as flat as it gets! One day, Coheeh becomes able to travel from his 2D world into our 3D world. What will he do when he finds out that he's more sharp than anything our world has to offer. (Literally, of course.)

There are a handful of famous stories that this story was based off of, but they focus more on hypothetical science than humor and story. I'm gonna fix  that. 

Also, this book has pretty short chapters, 300-500 words, usually. 

Also-also, rest in peace, Alexander Keewatin Dewdney. You were alive when I started this story, you died when the 11th chapter came out, and I hope you are having fun in heaven with Edwin Abbot Abbot.

(Also,  check out the sequel, Flat Coheeh 2 electric boogaloo)

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