Salted Fish Slacks off on a Dating Reality Show
Sypnosis: જ⁀➴
Wen Chi was roped into a dating reality show. His randomly matched partner? None other than the untouchable movie emperor, Jiang Siheng.
While his manager celebrated, Wen Chi just face-planted onto the couch with a dead soul. "Yay. So thrilled." His phone chimed: md gotta work again 🙂
So off he went, tiny backpack on, tears in his eyes, and contract penalties looming.
The cast? A famous idol, a filthy-rich CEO, a mega streamer-everyone flashier, richer, or more beloved than him.
Wen Chi? Gave up competing. Showed up in a loose T-shirt, baggy shorts, slippers, and a kiddie water bottle like he was headed to a field trip. The crew worried Jiang Siheng would look down on him. but later they thought they were overthinking.
During games, Jiang Siheng did all the tasks while Wen Chi sat in the shade, clapping with his little bottle.
The audience who just arrived: Why is Wen Chi sitting under the tree without moving? I give up, I feel sorry for Jiang Siheng.
The other audiences who watched the whole live broadcast: It's not that Wen Chi doesn't want to move, but Jiang Siheng is reluctant to let Wen Chi be exposed to the sun .
This CP was so sweet it gave people cavities.
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After the show ended, everyone thought they broke up.
Then at a red carpet livestream, Jiang Siheng's car arrived. Instead of walking out, he leaned in and spoke gently to someone inside.
Then, a familiar salted fish came down from the car slowly, with Jiang Siheng holding his hand, grumbling:
"Jiang Siheng, my back hurts..."
"Shh. Be good. We'll go home after the award."
"It's your fault. I said not that many times."
"Mhm. I know. You were amazing."
Fans: Wait-wait-WAIT. Is there something going on here that we're not supposed to know about?!
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✎ᝰ. Author: 酸桔漾 - Sour Orange
⛱ Translator: Savy 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ
𓆉 Editor: Savy 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ
