The Chaos Crew (Statehumans)
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Last published Wed, Apr 9, 2025
What do you get when a smooth talking himbo, a ditzy yet calculated male bimbo, a country boy who just wants to drive cool vintage cars and listen to bluesy Rock, and an insane madman living life on god mode are forced to become the ragtag group of 'agents' for a megalomaniacal Ohioan?
That's right, a mess
Follow Texas: the cool loner type who is stuck as the dad of the group
California: the right hand man and spiritual girl boss (but male)
Alabama: the head engineer, getaway driver, and above all... guy who kinda got roped into this against his will
Florida: the Florida man
And their boss, Ohio, who is definitely NOT evil, and is 100% NOT using these four states for his own financial gain, who would NEVER send them into harms way by omitting crucial information imperative to their survival for purely cruel intentions.
Let the fun begin
(Let's be honest with ourselves. This book is probably not gonna be updated at all after the first few chapters lol)
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