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The Smartphone Saga: A Distracted Journey of Spells and Signals

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Parts 46
Time 9h 53m

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Truck-kun fell from the sky. 

It was a terrible accident involving several casualties who found eternal rest. Unfortunately for Jasson Boar, a normal modern teenager, death was just the beginning of his problems.

After a brief conversation with Kami, Jason was reborn in another world. In a feat of divine mercy Kami chose to reconstruct Jasson's phone, avoiding making Jasson's next life Hell on (another) earth.

Unfortunately, Kami decided to put his own spin on things.

Now without a goal or signal, Jasson is left to explore the world in search of both. Wandering with his phone held high, Jasson must overcome being an annoying Gen Alpha and find what matters in life. After all, the "five 'F's of life" do not include Phone. It just doesn't work with the acronym FFFFF. 

Come with Jasson as he gets a life, starts an illegal substance epidemic, walks right past his love interests while on TikTik, and finds the key to unlimited power (for his phone).All Rights Reserved

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